CAINE!!!

Welcome to the AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! (Parody account, in no way associated with GLITCH or Gooseworx. Run by @Hatwearingalien. Drive WIP. NSFW DNI.)

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

Huh! That’s weird!
I don’t remember leaving a vaguely bird-shaped blue object over there!

[Bubble @YOUPARISTITE]

I’m also here! i‘ll help you boss!

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

YES!!
APPARENTLY it already showed up in the circus, and I DIDN’T KNOW, and now I don’t know where it is AT ALL or if it did anything or not!

[Alastor! @HellsLastRadio]

Oh, good lord--one of those freaks accosted me upon *my* arrival, as well.

Having a pest problem with them, I take it?

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@GENESIS_2011 Ominous!
Anyways now that THAT’s over with I hope you don’t mind if i just

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

Tell me about it!
I’ve JUST got here, and there’s already one trying to TAKE MY CIRCUS MEMBERS for some reason!

[Alastor! @HellsLastRadio]

What nuisances those things are, eh?

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@GENESIS_2011 …
…I feel the exact same????

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@GENESIS_2011 …Can you take your arm out of my chest please?

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@GENESIS_2011

[♡︎ arrow ♡︎ @arrow_errorx]

not enough people are talking about them

one of the only scenes in the finale that genuinely made my heart wrench

[Bubble @YOUPARISTITE]

I’m on it boss!

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

// I apologize to everyone for notably slow responses and posts, I am not used to such an amount of attention this fast for a character I haven’t mused before, so it is all somewhat overwhelming lol

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@_PUZZLESVISION @MaskedRibbons i heard that.

[X . @GENESIS_2011]

YOU CAN

TRY TO GET RID OF US . . .

BUT WE ARE

ABSOLUTE .

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY?!?

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

URGENT PSA TO ALL CIRCUS MEMBERS!
If you see any horrifying looking blue hedgehogs anywhere in the circus, stay as FAR away from it as possible, and come get me!

[Kinger @InsectC0llector]

Well! It sure is good I don't have anything like that!

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

// caine has barely existed here and he’s already being sent into a panic😭

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

Do you intend to forcefully take my beloved circus members for unknown, possibly nefarious reasonings?

[𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘾 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀!! @BeyondSTC]

What about yellow hedgehogs??

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

WHAT?!
WHERE IS IT?!
HAS IT DONE ANYTHING STRANGE OR PECULIAR?!

[Jax! @FUNNYBUNJAX]

I might'veeee talked to one.

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

OH NO.

[Jax! @FUNNYBUNJAX]

I have some bad news Caine.

[Gangle @MaskedRibbons]

Tadc parodies unite
We should make a gc or something 🤑

[CAINE!!! @RunningTheSh0w]

@MaskedRibbons @GENESIS_2011 I DIDN’T MAKE THAT ONE!!! STAY AWAY FROM IT!!!