Paul M

Running, football, inane comments.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

"Coming up clutch"
Has he fucked a car?

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

39-year-old Jamie Vardy coming up clutch during a big win 🔥

He's on a mission to save Cremonese in Serie A.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@SkyBet Maldon & Tiptree

[Cambridge United FC @CambridgeUtdFC]

THE U'S ARE GOING UP!!! 💛🖤

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳

It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles.

If you'd like a free one, RT this and we'll send out a couple of freebies to some (un)lucky RTers. Otherwise, shop link below x

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@NewmarketTownFC @joshcoulson04 @sta17n @IsthmianLeague Highlight of the season, what a last ten minutes.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

Idea for @easyJet. Flight attendants to hand out sew on patch badges for anyone brave enough to take a "number two" on your flights.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@updowndave @peterboroughtel Place with a helter skelter amd a coconut shy.
#Pinarosetteonthat

[Paul M @Running_badger]

Must be 40 years ago but the moment Nell Mangle called Plain Jane (Superbrain) an inveterate hussy will live on in my mind.
#Neighbours

[Paul M @Running_badger]

Who are these mother-f at supermarkets who decide that avocados are "perfectly right".

Scum and villainy doesn't cover it.
#avacado #middleclassproblems

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@SkyBetLeagueTwo James Gibbons and Jake Eastwood robbed here.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@AtTheRaces @MCYeeehaaa Try him on the flat!

[Paul M @Running_badger]

Two words to look for when hot-cross-bunning.
Luxury
&
Fruited

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@NewmarketTownFC @The_Yachtsmen @NonLeagueCrowd Consider my schedule cleared. UTJ.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@NewmarketTownFC Great result

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@notrating1 Ahem!

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@NewmarketTownFC What a week! UTJ.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@NewmarketTownFC That lad is having a hell of a week.

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@SquareWordOrg Staph! Really?!

[Paul M @Running_badger]

@SkyBetLeagueTwo Massively need to think about the shortening of Cheltenham.
CLT1 - come on folks.
Why not CHE/ CHL/ CHT.