𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena

⠀⠀⠀⠀❝𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝗼𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝐔𝐏,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐔𝐏.❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀@JohnCena parody.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
❝𝐂𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝗼𝗺 𝐛𝗼𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞
𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬.❞ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
♡︎+✍︎︎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
「𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖」

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| That Zelina/Niven match was painfully tough to watch…

[The legendary Empress ASUKA / 伝説のASUKA皇后 @WWEAsuka]

¡Órale! ¿Ya soy parte de la banda mexicana!? 💃🎉 ¡Hora de celebrar con una taquiza! 🌮🔥

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| I’ve seen enough. Asuka is the greatest female wrestler in history. 🤘🏼😤🇲🇽

[The legendary Empress ASUKA / 伝説のASUKA皇后 @WWEAsuka]

Si un mexicano te dice ‘no pica’, corre. No es comida, es un reto de supervivencia. 💀🔥

¿Será que soy La Reina del Shitposting? 🤔👑🔥 O solo una humilde mortal con un talento divino para los memes… 🤡✨

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| LMAO. Becky took her clever tweet down, but I don’t see anybody hating on this tweet from Chelsea, which is WAY more controversial if you nitpick at it.

Mind you, I find both tweets funny af…

Y’all are selectively offended and usually pick the softer topic to get mad at lol

[CHELSEA GREEN @ImChelseaGreen]

👀 LOSER LEAVES AMERICA!!!!

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

This here’s a FIGHT.
I ain’t exactly go’n 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿.
Son a’ The Dream, but—
John Cena’s your 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗲.

So 𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩 off ma’ 𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙙,
‘cause this 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 is gonna’ 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸/𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱.
I’m a 𝘽𝙖𝙙-𝘽𝙖𝙙 𝙈𝙖𝙣…
and I gotchu in my 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗵𝗼𝗱𝗲𝘀.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| People are so damn soft now. You would think that with Twitter getting dumber and more toxic every year that it would give people thicker skin…

Becky shouldn’t have deleted her tweet. That shit was funny lol

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| Anyway, just a random thought I had when I saw a clip of that segment on IG today. Now, back to the void I go…

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| Hey, hello! Been away from here for a very hot minute, but just wanted to drop back in to say…

Xavier and Kofi brushing off Big E’s BROKEN NECK is just terribly lazy writing. They literally said “your neck didn’t work, but your legs do” like how is that believable? 💀

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

I been away a hot minute, but I’m 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 b’cause this new gen juss don’t know how ta’ rock a 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

—and I’m pissed, outta’ patience, y’all jabronis 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝. I’m workin’ all y’all out like this a 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

Ayo—

My bars hold more weight than anyone can 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 n’ ma’ beats got tha’ sound that make ya’ 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐬 like 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲.

So when I say tha’ mic’s a weapon when it’s 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲, I mean it. Y’all better flee b’fore this shit gets 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| Ayo, what did I just come back to? 😵‍💫

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

Ayo…

Don’t make me slide in on this Drake n’ K-Dot beef, y’all. Top spot in hip-hop already got a diamond plaque on it and it don’t got either a’ y’alls names on it.

𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 make me stand up.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| I’ve been away from this place for quite a while now, but I wanted to come back real quick to confirm the horrible news I just came across…

BRAY REALLY PASSED AWAY??? 💔

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| Damn, I un-private my account for one second and 3 rl accounts jump on my latest tweet.

Wild.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

Yo, yo, yo…

I’m spittin’ fire—
I ain’t just talkin’ 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠.
I’ll 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑜 all them Usos…
Y’all can call that a 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 line!

Y’all poppin’ off at tha’ mouth,
but don’t pop off like 𝑔𝑢𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠.
I’m holding’ y’alls number…
Call that an Uso 𝑚𝑢𝑔𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| I need the person who gave me an account a few years ago so that I could make my Randy account to DM me because I got locked out of it a while ago and I need a confirmation code to log back in.

The account is just sitting there now. 😅

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| I missed the ending, so I don’t know who won, but all I saw was Beth, which is a crazy way to top the match off.

So far… MATCH OF THE NIGHT.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

| That match was a lot better, but I still think Bianca needs to lose the title. Very little character. This reign has gone stale a while ago.

If she’s gonna continue being champion, maybe a little heel turn could bring interest into the reign.

[𝐁𝗼𝐬𝐭𝗼𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 | ⁿᵒᵗ @JohnCena @RunsThaBrands]

@RebornInHell | 💯