I keep having a dream where I’m playing qb in a bowl game and I roll out and have a man all by himself down field and I just keep rolling out and pump faking till I run outta bounds and it’s mad frustrating
When I went to the Rutgers basketball game they let a fan shoot free throws for a chance to win rod wave tickets I would have been launching shots in the stands and dribbling out the clock
*nba Twitter at war over officiating*
Kendrick Perkins: “another deep fried 40 piece wing for big body Brunson. Finger licking fadeaways with the mid range Memphis dry rub and delectable sticky hickory heroics from the foul line”