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1973:
-What are you doing with that #4KB of #RAM?
-Sending people to the moon.

2022:
- What are you doing with that #32GB of RAM and 102% #CPU?
- #Chrome checking for updates.

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In case of fire

1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building

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>> Daddy, what are clouds made of?
>> Linux servers, mostly

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When you find out your kids use #JavaScript

self.removeAllChildren()

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Network mask 255.255.255.0
#programming #Developer #networking

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doorbell doesn't work please yell

InputStream in = new FileInputStream("/path/to/doorbell.mp3");
AudioStream as = new AudioStream(in);
AudioPlayer.player.start(as);

or Knock

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In C++ we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void
std::vector<block,std::allocator<_Ty>>::push_back(const block &)": cannot convert argument 1 from
'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&."

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Never spend 5 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 10 hours failing to automate it.

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Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p) any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal

Introducing: The Merge

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I like to add ¿ or ™€â any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug

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isInt(x) is a function.
It returns True when x is an integer, and False when it is int

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Nerds: let's do a #hackathon to find ways that #programmers can fight covid-19

NJ Gov: unemployment system is falling over and we need COBOL programmers

Nerds: not like that,

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Once I began working in IT finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.

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Real-world coding is all about looking up tutorials and #StackOverflow online and working off of that ... Are you new to this?

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Dear #web #developers,

The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls.

Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my #browser than use my speakers.

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Today "Java runs on billions of devices" is not a statement of pride, but a statement of pure terror.

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mysql> delete from users where id = 23 or 22;
Query OK, 224 rows affected (0,03 sec)

mysql> select * from users ;
Empty set (0,02 sec)

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it's really hacky code that I thought would only live a couple of weeks, 5 years ago
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Cocktail "Recursion" recipe
Add to a glass:

1 cl of rum

3 cl of Coca-Cola

6 cl of cocktail "Recursion"

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Who led the digital transformation of your company?

> CEO
> CTO
> COVID-19

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deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (by making a pull request on their #GitHub repo)

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