Rupert Brackenbury

Analyst. Frustrated Writer. Civil Servant. Geek. Nerd. Cynic. Curmudgeon. OPINIONS ARE MINE ALONE

[Rupert Brackenbury @RupertBBare]

I finally have a website.
It has links to where you can find my writing as well as some free content (when I'm not procrastinating)

https://t.co/QBj3XIQNSu

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death.

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

We desperately need a publicly owned social media platform.

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I haven't seen anyone point out that Tomato Juice is a popular remedy for the removal of bad smells, specifically Skunk Spray

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Very, very occasionally, NZ makes me so proud.
https://t.co/tqmQkM7D1Q

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willgrahamscock:You’re in a minefield and your next step could be your last. 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 The most picked is the dud. Did you survive? https://t.co/686fMPSZDQ

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📷 obsessed-artist: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (2009) dir. Michael Bay Why are they all so greasy? https://t.co/FOXyMgjNXI

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pixeljade: Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits! I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink. If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting... https://t.co/F0OVYmgZVW

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Hellboy by condebenitez on reddit https://t.co/sxer1ICIvL

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softtummybitch: dark-lord-tom-returns: debelice: Aerial Pruning Skills fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass No wonder aliens stay away! Fucking Wyle e. Coyote species https://t.co/amcSQYcU6u

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liizardwiizard: liizardwiizard:im curious, vote for your preferred fiber craft knitting crochet sewing weaving embroidery cross stitch macrame spinning something i forgot (put in tags) i dont do any/ just want to see the results please reblog!... https://t.co/0CXYKmfr5X

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Dragons, with jobs - embrace-crab: Artist credit to Flamecraft! https://t.co/DSk4MzHQpy

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mortimermcmirestinks:hey, is it late at night when you’re reading this? yes! *reblogs, closes tumblr, goes to bed* no! *reblogs anyway just in case a follower is trapped in the scrollspace* https://t.co/utft9wywJn

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rupertbbare:Why did it take so long for me to get polls? You’ve always had polls. Because they know. Random chance NZ always gets late shipping something something vanilla extract https://t.co/WsUP7cHTqI

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📷 millenianthemums: hi i’ve been watching a LOT of gravity falls lately https://t.co/kFKnQK8SqI

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Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Vol Two cover art by Bruce Pennington, 1972 https://t.co/WwrTyuDP3l

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onesingularlonghoot: onesingularlonghoot:How many Unread Emails are in your Inbox 1-10 10-25 25-100 100-200 200-500 500-999 999+ I will be judging the responses, silently. Reblog for sample size pls, i want to be enraged https://t.co/f7xXP5kB4y

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rupertbbare:Why did it take so long for me to get polls? You’ve always had polls. Because they know. Random chance NZ always gets late shipping something something vanilla extract https://t.co/roBSncqT1b

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📷 vomitpinata: motherpussbucket: chernobog13: Still from the classic film Ninja versus the Dread Ghost Ape. Can you figure out which is which? How have I never seen this film? This looks AMAZING! https://t.co/XsTxH2vkOB

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📷 timothykaplans-backup: fernacular: If I ruled the world and/or was in charge of drawing a DC comic this is what they’d look like probably I absolutely ADORE Clark so much https://t.co/dscvLxE4zY