Tech support to the rescue...
A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself.
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications and intimacy, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
The response:
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.
html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
On this day five years ago at Istanbul Park, Lewis Hamilton clinched his 7th FIA Formula One World Drivers’ Championship with an impeccable drive in the wet — equalling Michael Schumacher’s legendary record. A truly historic moment in Formula 1.
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Venezuela's opposition leader Maria Corina Machado was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025, in a decision marked by an unprecedentedly aggressive campaign by Donald Trump and his administration to secure the award:
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🚨Aaron Siri just EXPOSED the TRUTH about vaccine injuries live in front of the Senate.
The first major vaccinated vs. unvaccinated study was finished in 2020.
And the results were so SHOCKING that it was never released.
“Vaccinated children had 4.29 times the rate of asthma, 3.03 times the rate of atopic disease, 5.96 times the rate of autoimmune disease, and 5.53 times the rate of neurodevelopmental disorders.”
“There was also other conditions for which there were numerous cases in the vaccinated group but zero in the unvaccinated group … including brain dysfunction, ADHD, learning disabilities, intellectual disabilities, and tics.”
“Overall, the study found that after 10 years, 17% of the unvaccinated children had a chronic health issue, while 57% of the vaccinated children had at least one chronic health issue, often multiple.”
Dr Jake Scott swaggered into today’s Senate Hearing with what he clearly thought was a slam dunk. For several months, he and his team have been busily compiling a list of 661 “placebo-controlled” vaccine trials to prove RFK Jr wrong.
He told the Senate:
“This is what transparency looks like.”
“We confirmed that all 16 antigens routinely recommended for children have been studied in placebo-controlled trials – every, single one.”
“The claim that childhood vaccines haven’t been tested against placebos is demonstrably false.”
Then came Aaron Siri @AaronSiriSG. And it was brutal (and beautiful).
Here’s how he torched the 661 studies:
❌ 567 weren’t even to do with the routine childhood schedule (think HIV and other random illnesses).
❌Of the 94 left, 70 weren’t on healthy kids (trials on HIV+ adults, for example).
❌Of the 24 left, 21 weren’t US-licensed vaccines or a vaccine as the control for a US-licensed vaccine.
That left just 3.
👉Chicken pox – control was an antibiotic, not an inert placebo.
👉Gardasil – not an inert placebo.
👉Gardasil 9 – did use saline, but only after three prior doses of Gardasil 4.
So out of 661, not one clean, inert placebo-controlled trial for a US-licensed childhood vaccine.
Scott came in cocky, chest puffed out, sure he was about to win the day. Instead, he was dismantled piece by piece. A complete take-down. Total mic drop moment. 🎤⤵️
Take a bow, Mr Siri.
I still can't believe it but it's true.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
I see many divisive messages.
I see many ugly messages of people celebrating his death.
Even some mainstream media reporting it may have been friendly fire.
Regardless of these evil comments, I believe the majority of Americans are disgusted with what just happened.
Evil will always be around but we must UNITE in difficult times like this.
@RobertKennedyJc Good morning! Are you fully supported in your current role, to do what you promised? Some of the testimonies (and news) I’ve seen lead me to think otherwise. Wishing you all the best.