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I Like: Coronation Street, baby farts, ankle socks.
I Don't Care For: parsnips, religion. I'm Frightened by: Donald Trump, #notford

[Fritz la femme @RuralLisaG]

@jimjefferies Farts will never, ever stop being funny. This is not a deterrent for me. As long as you can take them as well as you can dish them.

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@globalnews @globalnewsto I just, no. Fuck no. What an asshat.

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Not all heroes wear capes. #Superhost! Can't believe I've achieved this six times running. I'm not really that nice... https://t.co/6mFvdGb4r7

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@jkpockets A wise investment if I've ever seen one.

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@torontofc Why though?

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@Sethrogen Oh my Fuck. Fuckity Fuck. I need to talk to my brother.

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@TheCurrentCBC So a guy that got fired for harassment can't find work? Take a stint at retail or service industry. I'm sure he can find work- maybe not in journalism but join the masses who don't get to love their job. Ps who gives a shit if he can walk or not?

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@TheLeakyBoob Zero people were permitted to visit us at the hospital. Like for real; I needed sleep, a bath and time with my baby.

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@GiacomoPanico @CBCNews Poor thing, scared shitless no doubt.

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@AndrewScheer Ew, just.... Ew.

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@shaunmajumder @22_Minutes Stoked to see what happens next. I'll watch anything you're in.

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@CBCNews I'm proud of @JustinTrudeau The abhorrent views of this woman are indeed not welcomed here.

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@nationalpost Slightly off topic, but this man looks startlingly like a cartoon character.

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@CBCCanada Wowwy wow wow.

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@CBCNews Where are the people living that they can't make their finances work on $100k? Rural vs urban makes a big difference. We are lucky enough to be in the always comfortable category where we are but chose where we live to maximize our income. We live well within our means.

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@CBCNews Uh, why?

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@jkpockets @WalmartCanada Those that hire robots to do humanoid jobs.

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Hey @WalmartCanada I'd like to know where the gifts are for my daughters first birthday this weekend. I didn't get a confirmation email so dont have a conf number but you sure charged my MC!! Your toll free number is an infuriating loop of recordings. #brutal #shiteservice

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@jkpockets @WalmartCanada Tried that. They said "goodbye". Tried zero. Tried saying help. They kept asking for my confirmation number which I did not receive. Still no package and no response. No gifts for wee Briar this year. Good thing she's too young to remember. #annoyed

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@nationalpost Dick weasel