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Ex-Landlord. Won an award. Respect to those still in the trade. Did a bit of stand up🦜❤️🦜

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If anyone can donate that would be very much appreciated

#gofundme #SouthKorea

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Everyone alright?

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7 days until my first comedy spot in 5 years. Nervous......Noooooyessssss #comedy #standupcomedy

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All my tweets to @TicketmasterUK have mysteriously disappeared. None contained profanity or any threatening phrases

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@TicketmasterUK your system still thinks I'm a bot. I'm not, can you sort my account out please. I'd still like to try for @oasis tickets. In vain probably now.

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@liamgallagher been in a queue for tickets since 9am with @TicketmasterUK then got these 2 messages. Frustrated pal

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@TicketmasterUK I've been in a queue since 9am for @oasis tickets. I've just received these two messages. Not very good is it. I'm not a BOT!

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@TicketmasterUK queueing since 9am this morning for @oasis tickets. Get down to the last 1000 people and I receive these 2 messages. Diabolical.

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@JonWagstaffe Thanks mate 💕

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Who watches @tiktok_uk more than TV. I do. My attention span for TV programmes is dwindling.

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Fair do's this can be a cave full of c**ts sometimes. Grown men should really grow up and stop spitting vile fake news. These people have families. So called media personalities stoking up fires of division and then standing back. Then playing devils advocate. Wankers

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@missgripper_ I scored one. But you can't help genetics 🙂

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@mand_brun You're still all those things mate. I doubt very much you're a lightweight, liability or on the peripheral. The mind can be an arse sometimes. Stay strong and keep shining, you're doing amazing!

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Sat in a pub. People's conversations flowing over me like a babbling brook. Room full of strangers wrapped up in life, loneliness sitting on my shoulder.

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@brodstanaccount If want a sea lion juggling a ball too mate.

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@JaneyGodley @toryman1979 You have a wonderful warm home. Keep smiling and making people smile x

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@JeremyClarkson If you buy it in the local Nisa does that count Jer ?

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Anyway, life won't improve if I mope around. Time does start to heal. You do have the odd day where you fall off a cliff. I don't chase. I hope things change. I doubt that they will.

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Alas it did. It's strange predicting something in your head. Telling know one and then it comes true. It's only been a month however it now feels much longer. We're still very amicable and I see her most weeks. That's good but it also hurts like hell.