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@TITY62 @RitaSheepCliff @MSouckar @ananavarro They've been working in Chile.

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@RitaSheepCliff @TITY62 @MSouckar @ananavarro Most of them have been living in Chile for years.

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@papaamericano23 @SmoothBrainCri1 @ewoodphoto @_shmick @CBSNews *citation needed

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We rate false.

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@fly677 @thehill I sure as shit will.

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@james_d69 @Forbes Jerusalem Post

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@james_d69 @Forbes From the Sky News article

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@james_d69 @Forbes From that Globe article:

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@AsTheWorldBurnz @NateSilver538 Lol, I needed this laugh

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@dryfly_whodat @noamchomsky726 @thealecb @NateSilver538 *Sugar Land (two words)

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@HackMorris @NateSilver538 Agreed- Trump might be in a much better position right now had he not exploded at the first debate.

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@richschellhase @ARollingStone00 @NateSilver538 That 2012 swing was abnormal and all about tropical stormy sandy.

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@Bigcitypastor @NateSilver538 Silver was one of the few people in 2016 who was saying that Trump could actually win. Sometimes its that 1 in five shot that gets it. Looking at how slim Trumps Midwestern wins were, that assessment wasn't crazy.

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Arch Commodore Flynt convicted of aggravated bamboozlery and pre-meditated chicanery! Will he spill the beans on President Dunderhead? Will he use his army of bewitched golems to seize the tower of justice? Only time will tell! #Flynn #FlynnFlipped @realDonaldTrump

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The News Imp is defeated! The infamous imp of news has returned to the realm of shadows! A clever ruse tricked the imp into seeing his own reflection, instantly banning the imp to the infinite abyss that had once birthed his malevolence. #newsimp #KeithOlbermann @KeithOlbermann

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THE GREAT DOME CAPER! The dastardly Baron von Pensington, evil twin of the Vice Regent, has pinched the dome off the Grand Palace right under his brother's nose! The Vice Regent must be stirring in his Sunday Stew! #greatdomecaper #eviltwin #washingtondc

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By executive decree, the August and Immortal President Dunderhead, President of the Angles and Dutchmen, Lord of Dunder, has once again been named "Dunderhead of the Year!" #dunderhead @realDonaldTrump #TimeMagazine #TIMEPOY https://t.co/EVVUfjv8lL

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Egads! The Baron von Pensington, Evil Twin of Vice Regent Pensington, has landed his Zeppelin at the Grand Palace! Is he partaking some Entitlement day parsnip pie or is intrigue afoot? Only time will tell! #zeppelin #entitlementday #HappyThanksgiving #awkwardthanksgiving

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President Dunderhead singlehandedly saves nefarious rogue from mysterious empire of cannibals! A grateful nation thanks Dunderhead! #cannibals #nefarious #TrumpInChina #POTUSinAsia #LavarBall

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November 22nd, 2017
Vice Regent Pensington Calls for Blood of Resistance

“The perfidy of the hashtag resistance shall be ground to dust!”
#Viceregent #Pensington #resistance #pence #vpotus #veep @MikePenceVP