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[UremO 👑 @UremO_24]

Hamara Rupiya tik chal rhi hai…

INR weak nhi hui. USD upar gayi hai…

[Satya @TheSatyaShow]

Hello @raghav_chadha jantar mantar par samose free hai aakar kha le. 😂

[PRAFUL KULKARNI @PRAFULKULKARN18]

"Trail SL walon ka, re entry walon ka, ratio walon ka, delta neutral walon ka, trend followers ka- sabka stoploss lega Tera Faizal"

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

24 questions. 3 hearings. Zero apologies.

They asked him - “Do you feel remorse?” No.

“Are you sorry?” No.

“Apologise and this disappears.” Still no.

Because Article 19(1)(a) wasn’t written so artists could fold it up and hand it back the moment a powerful politician gets uncomfortable with satire.

Kunal Kamra has challenged the government’s unconstitutional Fact-Check Unit in court, challenged the Sahyog portal, and now he’s standing in their own legislature, refusing to bend.

Youth of India, this is your role model. Not the ones on billboards.

What other artist in this country is holding the line right now?

[Nithin Kamath @Nithin0dha]

Rainmatter started in 2016, with a few of us doubling up on our day jobs and trying to help startups that were trying to expand India’s capital markets ecosystem. Nine years later, it has grown into something far bigger than we ever imagined.

So far, we’ve invested over ₹1,500 crore across 160+ startups spanning fintech, climate, health, media, and deep tech. We’ve also earmarked 10% of everything Zerodha earns to invest in startups, and another 10% for the social sector through the @RainmatterOrg.

The thesis has evolved from just expanding the capital markets, but the thread running through it is simple. As a country, we need to own more of what we consume. Sovereignty, in the truest sense.

We’re not a typical VC. We don’t take board seats, and we’re not in this for quick exits. We’re not interested in forcing founders into short-term decisions just so we can make money in five or six years.

The simple reality is that building a good business is hard. Building one that is genuinely useful, scalable, and profitable is even harder when investors are pushing you to speedrun success and sustainability.

That kind of pressure usually leads to shortcuts. And shortcuts, more often than not, come at the consumer’s expense.

So our approach has been simple: be patient, back founders for the long term, and help them build the business the right way.

That, more than anything else, is the heart of @Rainmatterin.

[Sarang Sood @SarangSood]

March 20th 2020:

buy the dip
trend is friend
theta decay is an edge

March 20th 2026:

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

Jerome Powell FOMC Meeting Starter Pack:

"Hello Everyone" = Bullish 📈

"Good Afternoon" = Bearish 📉

Are we pumping or dumping after this meeting?

[Narundar @NarundarM]

If we split one charcoal into two words, we would get four coals.

[Rohan 🦆 @G3ni3sWish]

War, Tariffs, Gold, Silver, Natgas, Crypto, Equities, Bonds (in no particular order) 😮‍💨

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

Mission accomplished?

[Ankit Prajapati @AnkitPrjpti]

@narendramodi ji, no hike in petrol prices, right ? 😭😭😭

[MONETARY MAYHEM @MONETARY_MAYHEM]

When you shorted silver because it was going to crash during the Chinese new year but now you’re having chest pains

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Make In India? #Robodog #Galgotia #AISummit

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Bail in a few hours...
#LamborghiniAccident
@DainikBhaskar cartoon.

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

@ndtv Pedestrian & two-wheeler safety is extremely imp, we should work on that, this bakchodi can wait.

[Sundeep Mehta @SMehtawhoelse]

There's no comparison between the two of them.
Dr Manmohan Singh effortlessly towered above others while our man holds roadshows, scripted public events...to get noticed.
Dr MMS is remembered for his learned quotes while our man will be mocked in the history books for his moronic jumlas

[manik mahna @manikmahna]

Something is wrong when bajrang dal can decide on their own when to start fighting, but chief of army staff has to await orders.

[Saketh R @saketh1998]

Nirmala Seetharam never disappoints to disappoint!

[Ankit Prajapati @AnkitPrjpti]

Silver Century completed, next USDINR ?