Michael.Magnes

Mostly alive, Portland

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https://t.co/3I4nE2sQSO Published today! Read it! Share it! Love it!

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@Aaron__Burch Lost Limbs and The Box are perpetual favorites. Both have such great openings.

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Some good deals here!!!!

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Hey pals! New story up on Joyland, like a real writer. Please read it while Twitter burns. "Stan Lee was the publisher’s nephew and got the glory and the big bucks while the rest of us got ulcers and anxiety." https://t.co/1UBeCkYyrL

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@bobproehl FINALLY! I’ve been scooping up the single issues where I can find em. Hope this gets printed.

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Hey! I've got a story in here. It's a good one. The narrator is a real jerk! I commemorated it by buying a shirt from @evandorkin so you probably should too.

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I’ll be the coolest dude in school! 😎

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There are enough movies and we should stop making them for a while

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Good start. Put more cops in jail

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My ISP blaming the homeless for an internet outage. Thanks assholes.

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@bestshow4life Portland has a minor league baseball team called the portland pickles and the mascot is both lazy and terrifying.

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Ah, tax time, when you discover you not only didn't make any money but somehow owe multiple states and you've still paid more in taxes than any wealthy person

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So proud of my dog for being told she can move on to pack walk after two pack walk preps. Is this what having kids is like?

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I can't watch movies anymore but I can watch Airheads and it's weird that Michael Richards character just disappears after a certain point

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Is there a German word for when you're working on something know it's not working but you have to see it through to the end just so the screaming stops?

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@julieklausner @scharpling I have this one. There’s a Madonna like singer in the book and the author ...has some problems with her

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@andrivete That’s what I’m here for!

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@andrivete He’s always been a huge jerk https://t.co/OcSbW9MUzb

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@andrivete https://t.co/iv2tQo6XHa

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@lesleyaw I just gave up and resigned to eating kettle chips until I die. But maybe this is a real turning point for all of us

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@lesleyaw “too committed to a brutality of texture to deliver a balanced gustatory experience.” I feel seen with this