Rusty

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

@GutsDanson that should say body parts, bait, and beer .....

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

This guy, class act all the way....hash pipe bong.........

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

@GutsDanson my safe word was Ron finger, but the sweet lady thought I said "one finger". Still felt a fistful of discomfort

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

@GutsDanson that sounds about right, alot folks think about old rust bucket at their moment of climax

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

The very funny Marlon Wayans tonight @HeliumComedySTL, come to where the laughter flows like wine.

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

According to Bernie Sanders' refurbished univac computer he's a shoe in# Carson wins nomination in a dice game.

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

The 1991 release of King Ralph is one of the best films ever made#1hr36minofpure genius...

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

Wasn't gonna tweet that dynamite joke, but took a moment to recontwitter

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

Wish I wouldn't have scalped those eagles of death metal til, I hear their live show is the bomb. The pyrotechnics crew is dynamite...

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

New Gatorade flavors-boconade#trendy,organic tomatoade#soldatfarmersmarket, mashed potatoeade#soldonlyinIdaho

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

The new transformers is bad, but it could've been Shia la worse.

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

One key ingredient in Gatorade is salt, in Brazil it's bath salt

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

The best thing about the world cannibal cup is the concessions, in Brazil the best cut of meat is the shoulder

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

After morning sex, I realize that I might gotten more laughs if my jokes were longer

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

I know engines, and you can't replace oil with espresso b/c it's a stimulant, not a lubricant. Some people just shouldn't work on cars#midas

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

My uncle is starting his own company and asked if he could power wash my "back door", should I be concerned ?

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

@DougStanhope @CharlieWinfrey @2720Cherokee Tonight! Can I still get tickets?

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

Hm
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[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

@joshuabenevans clown using balloon animals to demonstrate a prison rape

[Rusty @RushugsRusty]

Someday I'm gonna tell my grand kids that I single handedly shut down the government by throwing away that invoice from urgent care.