The most important governor’s election of our life was Ron DeSantis beating Andrew Gillum in 2018. If Gillum had won — in addition to being a drug addict banging gay prostitutes — he would have shut down Florida in 2020 just like New York & California were shut down. Zero doubt.
When I am Governor, we will be introducing our 10-year-olds to skilled trades, not to sexual content in schools.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Michelle Obama.
Let me school your miserable muthafuckin ass since you can’t seem to remember how blessed you are.
You are married to the first Black president in American history.
You are the first Black First Lady in American history.
Because of that, you and Barack left the White House richer than when yall slithered into it.
Because of that, your Black ass got a multi-million-dollar book deal.
Because of that, you and your FAKE ASS HUSBAND walked away with a $60 million Netflix deal.
Because of that, yall own mansions.
Because of that, yall own beachfront property.
Because of that, yalls kids and grandkids are set for life.
Because of ALL OF THAT, your family’s net worth is over $100 million.
And yet you got the muthafuckin nerve to still get on stage whining like you picking cotton in 1855 instead of sipping champagne in Martha’s Vineyard.
No Black American woman will ever be as privileged as you are bitch.
So sit your ungrateful, race-hustling ass down and thank the country you spent 8 years shitting on.
America gave you EVERYTHING.
The least you could do is shut the fuck up and smile, ho.
Wild that Miami–Notre Dame was big enough for prime time, sold-out Hard Rock, ‘top-10 showdown’ hype… but not big enough for the CFP committee to use the result when they rank teams.