Russell

Me.

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@KayBeeThatsMe1 @AnthonyCumia You know what? I’m starting to think Chad isn’t very smart.

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@KayBeeThatsMe1 @firstpetsname How dare you ask a perfectly reasonable question!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Bears were so cheap that Dick Butkus saved money by cutting his wife's hair.

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@HeHateMe_507 🤣

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@whoarethesepod 👇British Lisa and Helga!

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhghhhhhh

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@TheHughezy Didn’t know you were black Irish!

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

He’s really gonna love being referred to as Neil’s brother! 🤣

[Michael Ray Bower @MichaelRayBower]

Hey @WhiteGuysComedy i keep hearing im gonna be on your show please contact me and let me know as im not always avail and again i gotta get a guest fee B4
But i would like to meet the amazing comedy writer from SNL & Neils Brother. Lol. U got my info

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

You never know who you might inspire. Bret Hart gave his sunglasses to a young AJ Styles back in 1991, and he was off to the races from there.

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

Dr Pepper > Pepsi > Coke

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you prefer Pepsi to Coca-Cola, you're retarded.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

The play "Hiroshima", a tribute to the victims of the first atomic bomb, with music and singing by Yoko Ono, opened in New York City this week.

One tearful Japanese survivor of the attack, who attended the premiere, called the play, quote, "the most horrifying experience of my life."

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@Super70sSports I’ll see your Large Marge and raise you a Lincoln Hawk!

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@hippojuicefilm Are we sure it’s not because she looked into reactor 4?

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@KayBeeThatsMe1 Leave them tits alone!

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

@CNviolations Would love to see it. It’d end like this scene from The Foot Fist Way…

https://t.co/18ndpzk2aY

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Russell @RussFromTexas]

I can’t be the only one who thought this was Stavros Halkias at first…

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: New Hampshire’s first transgender elected Rep., Stacie Laughton (D), sentenced to 33 YEARS in prison for the s*xual exploitation of children.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee