Roy Klean

Murton Rovers FC

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

@JonnyFX1 Military man wernt you pal? Probably did a tour or two of these Islamic countries? Did you take your boots off when invading? Did you worry about offending them then?

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Was looking at signing some exciting young talent from Ynystawe FC in the SSL for our Cygnets but then Hakin battered them 6-1 last week and Blaenymaes hammered them 5-1 yesterday. It’s all going Pete tong so its back to Murton Rovers where the real talent is #TangerineDream

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

I have just watched Rockspur Fords Club complete the Treble. This team truly is the best football team I’ve seen in Swansea for years. I’ve just offered a few of their players some contracts for the Swans for next season. Premier League hear we come.

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Any jobs going out there? Asking for a friend His name is Big Mick

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Missed Call off Roman Abramovich?

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Just got home and the house is empty....Huw Jenkins and the Board have only gone and sold my wife and kids as well, and loaned the dogs out

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Can Ted get us a 2 Centre Backs, a Midfielder a CDM and a 30 goal striker? If so he will get my vote Big Don

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[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

This club doesn't have a Clucas

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

What kind of mad house have i joined? This team ive been left with wouldn't beat west end rangers in the Local league. Huw Jenkins must have got me mixed up with Harry Potter if he's expecting miracles this season.

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Peice of piss this Championship mularky. #WhoAreWaaaaaaaaay

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Mawson out and McKay in, We really are building a fantastic Squad for League One next season

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

We have just accepted a £20m bid from Fulham for Alfie Mawson 🤦 its ok though as John The Rapist from Townhill is out on tag from Thursday, Huw said we can get him signed and playing within days barring the 7-7 curfew #WeAreGoingDown100%

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Hard pre-season training today. Took that lads for a run down Swansea beach. Alfie Mawson tripped over a used condom and sprained his ankle. May try and sign that Condom as its the best tackle seen in Swansea since 2013 #Shabba

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Been a poor pre season for us Jacks so far but we should get wins against Penlan and Murton this week and we have also put a big bid in for the left back from Cwm Press. I will have this club as big as the phoenix club by may

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Nacho the new Angel Rangel

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Ronaldo is most definitely the organist not the monkey grinder. Leigh Dineen has promised me he will be at the liberty soon. Probably watching little mix though #Shabba

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Just watch de best performance on my liberty pitch all season. Penlan Club just smash West End Reindeers 4-0 to take de welsh seniority cup. Men against boys @Chickenhead_TCC

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Naughton-PASS
Clucas-PASS
Ayew-PASS
Ayew-PASS
King-PASS
Basically Barcelona again 4-1

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

Four more wins and we are safe. Remember those IDIOTS who doubted me....well your forgiven #JackArmy

[Roy Klean @RussHour3]

In de Gay capitol of England we were de gayest today. Sorry to de fans for dat performance. If anyone sees my players in jubblyz or peppermint tonight let me know