Russ Woody

Former car attendant, former busboy, former bartender. couldn’t keep a job, became a writer. Has a cat. Both are big admirers of Obama. Trump CGFH.

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@saverio825 Savario — hey, it’s me Russ Woody. How the hell are you? Would love to hear from you sometime, just don’t know how. My email is the same as it was 20 years ago, if that helps.

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@JoJoFromJerz My question is, how do you run out of digital trading cards?

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RAISING ALICE (Roosevelt) https://t.co/SK8mOIn26t via @YouTube

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@posner_marcy Marcy -- are you related to Marsha Posner out in Southern California? Russ Woody

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@BlueCatWriters James Taylor

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Abe and Mary... not so Shangri-La.

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See this Instagram video by @russtwoody https://t.co/NCZsSEiSHG

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Check out this artist! Led Zeppelin FDA … https://t.co/rj8FWOsF0U I’ll CD e Russwoodyr

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@zillasecurity - I was told you might be able to get back my Dropbox account. They disabled it two days ago and I can't even get a response from them. I depend on Dropbox. Thank you. [email protected]

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@oleDennis3 THank you thank you -- will give it a try.

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@Paul_E_Jacobs -- I have been trying for two days to get a response from Dropbox. My account has been mistakenly disabled, I can't log on, and no one responds to my emails. I'm a writer whose entire body of work is on Dropbox... I depend on Dropbox. [email protected]

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@Dropbox DEAR ABHAY -- I have been trying for two days to get a response from Dropbox. My account has been mistakenly disabled, I can't log on, and no one responds to my emails. I'm a writer whose entire body of work is on Dropbox... I depend on Dropbox for my living. [email protected]

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BEFORE HE DROPPED DEAD IN 1923, President Warren Harding had an affair with a woman named Carrie Phillips (a suspected spy). In his love letters, he called his little guy “Jerry,” and her little (let’s say) kitty “Seashell.” Lousy president, but come on.

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LINCOLN’S COACHMAN, Charles Forbes, got shitfaced one evening and fell off the front of the Lincolns' carriage. Lincoln had to take the reins and get them home. But Charles looks fine to me.

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NIXON’S FRIEND showed up at 2 a.m. with a gift for Nixon. Secret Service stopped the friend, heard noise in the trunk where they found a smiling naked stripper. Secret Service didn't wake Nixon because he was an insane partier. (If you’re under 30, the last part was a joke.)

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LINCOLN’S SECOND VICE PRESIDENT, Andrew Johnson, got way shitfaced before his VP inauguration. Three tumblers of straight whiskey. He made no sense at the ceremony and then made out with the Bible. The vice president he was replacing (Hannibal Hamlin) supplied the whiskey.

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ANDREW JACKSON’S FUNERAL (1845): His parrot, Poll, a foul-mouthed African Gray parrot, kept interrupting the minister with profanities and filthy sayings. He was escorted out.

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@JoJoFromJerz I would hope those "law-abiding" citizens who own AR-15s might be willing to give up their "hobby" to save the lives of children and others.

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I'll soon be posting little known historical facts about presidents. Here's a sample:

Abe Lincoln was a big fan of John Wilkes Booth. Even sent him a note once to come visit him in the White House. Booth decided instead to meet Lincoln at the theatre. Too soon?

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A school shooting. Another. Familiar words. Words said before. We are heartbroken. Senseless. It shouldn’t be this easy. A word missing: Republicans. No, now is not the time for politics! Unless it is. Unless politics is the answer. If not for Republicans. Use the word.