Lorenzo von Matterhorn

datta
dayadhvam
damyata

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

"Every nigga is a star...*** "

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Life is not as complex as you think...

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

@tim_cheesecake Happy... choosing being right over your own happiness is narcissistic and closed minded and proves an inability to have a rational debate... however, a paradox erupts when being "right" makes you happy... then again, what is right is subjective in the grander scheme.

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

😂😂😂😂 @neomalefane95

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

I have more conversations in ChatGPT than I do in real life.

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

SOUL!

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

They need to get Kendrick Perkins off ESPN fr...

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

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@neomalefane95

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Colorado University head coach Deion Sanders says when he is recruiting for a QB, he looks for a 2 parent household, 3.5 GPA and leadership skills… but when he is recruiting a DE he prefers an athlete from a single parent home barely making it on free lunch who are hungry to get their mom out of poverty 👀

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Bruuuhhh... Pray had us on our knees fr. This whole tape was pure flames. 8/10

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Lmao😂😂... It's only starting to sink in now that he gonna taste freedom in 2075😂😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Gabrielle Union says she felt comfortable with cheating on her first husband since she paid all the bills.

[Mind and Glory 🎖 @mindandglory]

A quiet man is either planning his success or in unthinkable pain.

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Men really suck at hiding their infidelity... Any tip ladies?

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

"You're up early"

Very bold for you to assume that I've slept.

[Tom Anderson @myspacetom]

working on myspace

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

"We all have two lives. The second one begins the moment you realize that all along, you only had one."

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Watch Ronaldo go into the hyperbolic chamber and come back to win the next World Cup out of spite #FIFAWorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

The real question at hand is how does Argentina & Messi's victory affect Lebron's legacy? #FIFAWorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance

[Lorenzo von Matterhorn @Russel_jai]

Never reach out to anyone for help. Suffer in silence. I'm fact, make your problems worse. Destroy yourself. Don't be a fucking coward.