Russell

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@Kikigirl714 @atensnut Hoe

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@atensnut Free man

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨#BREAKING: Nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE are publicly vouching for a man accused of cutting down Flock cameras in a small West Virginia town.

People commented:

- "He was saving my neighbor's dog from a fire all day, couldn't be him."

- "This man is innocent. I saw him serving at a soup kitchen."

-"Couldn't be him. He was helping me replace the roof on a homeless shelter."

The man, Wesley Jackson, has pleaded Not Guilty.

FOLLOW ME THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

[Alix @AlixG_2]

I hope Hank's mom is proud. She did a good job.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

He did

And he still is

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

Senior officer hugs the candidate after realizing no one had come to congratulate him.

He had finally passed the Army selection.

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@NNR_NewsNetwork @WolfprwX Leave it you libtards to shit on every good thing god provides.

[Wolf @WolfprwX]

Fernwood Bakery on Maple Street in Galveston, Texas. Every morning at 8:10, the same thing happens. The door is propped open for deliveries. A tan mixed-breed with a gray muzzle walks in. Ignores the bread. Ignores the customers. Goes directly to the owner, Rosa, 67, who lost her husband of 41 years last spring. The dog, who the staff calls Dulce, stands up and wraps both paws around Rosa's shoulders. Holds for about fifteen seconds. Then leaves. This has happened every morning for six months. Rosa told us: "I don't know where she comes from. She won't take food. She won't stay. She just comes to hug me and then goes." Her daughter said: "Dulce started coming the week after the funeral. Same time. Every single day." Some things arrive exactly when they are needed most.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@JessicaMari4s Women

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Believe them. They mean exactly what they say.

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@MattWalshBlog Fucking tree ornament

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@MattWalshBlog Hang this pos.

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@FellaHrx69 @MattWalshBlog U libs love being retarded

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@HSternfan01 @mattvanswol The perfect sheepskin....

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@mattvanswol Fuck them cameras!!!! They probly uprooted themselves and left your shitty town

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@MrWhiplash_ No matter what miracles are given,
People will never be satisfied. Elon can invent anything he wants to invent with the empire hes worked tirelessly building. Why not just be amazed? Be happy people like this exist

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨 THIS IS GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET!

Elon Musk just dropped Neuralink's craziest bombshell:

“In the next 6 to 12 months, we're going to implant the first vision devices. Even if you're 100% blind from birth, we're going to write directly to your visual cortex… and you're going to see.”

“And that's just the beginning. In the long term, you'll have ultra-HD resolution and real superpowers: you'll see in infrared, ultraviolet, and even radar. Literally like a superhero.”

The future is no longer science fiction. It's Neuralink.

[Russell @Russell04860382]

@dbongino Sure wish he could help us here in texas with this thc ban