Don’t forget to vote Labour today:
4 day week
Free broadband
Free unicorn
Free childcare
3 million doctors
2bn trees
£50 an hour minimum wage
When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.
✂️ “I went into my normal barber.”
🤔 “There was something different.”
🤷♂️ “I didn’t know it was his brother!”
👍 “I said ‘Can I get my normal one?’”
😱 “My jaw hit the floor... he thought I’d said ‘number one’!”
The story behind Ally McCoist's new haircut is brilliant 🤣