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thirty years to go up thirty minutes to come down

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@Mexican_cera @1884keith @crybabytrilly Get em Keith you animal

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@moonyeyed “I’m a shark, suck my dick”

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The woman I lost my virginity to has rebranded her self as an insta model/influencer how do I get my virginity back

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Yeah not copping infra reds this time round

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@DanMerriweather @babyhilfiga Sounds like dick pills

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Seriously can not have time for anyone who uses creative as a noun. I don’t care if it’s in Websters I don’t care at all it’s wrong you know it’s wrong stop doing it.

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Walrus don’t zoom

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These weren’t the days when you could google shit thankfully because I didn’t have 20k on my wrist that shit was just a good fake

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If I only had a socket wrench kit rn I could make hundreds of dollars

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Remember when me n pegz we’re both in the club in brand new Tag Heuer’s people thought we had beef but we were just practicing martial arts

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Let’s take this to the fridge lads

[father @father]

when it’s fishscale

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@SHIRTNYC Don’t blow up

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@bigbabysteezus It’s a piece of piss

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*breaking* Melbourne declared worlds most ordinary city

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@geekfacekillah Just gotta pray instead huh

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@geekfacekillah are you voting for Kanye?

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@geekfacekillah Ahh free wax museum mixtapes, I knew thee well

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@babyhilfiga Hah wtf

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Woke up at 4:30am and want a 711 hotdog. Welcome to my lockdown.

[jarrah. @assman1989]

I’d murder for a mani/pedi