Russell Hopson

Hiding in plain sight since 1979...

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Oh how I’ve missed you @ScottHanson. #NFRedZone Let’s GO!!!!!

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Why is it that organizations refuse to acknowledge that a certain number of emails sent daily render them useless as an effective form of communication?

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New Captain America on his unpleasant encounter with the Dora Milaje, “They weren’t even Super Soliders.”

CORRECTION CAP!!! Those there are Black Women.... the original super soldiers.
#FalconAndTheWinterSoldier
#GoodShow

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Empathy Alert:
Seniors check the obituary the way middle aged people check Facebook and younger people check TikTok and IG posts. It’s humbling to think about how the concept of a status update changes.

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When I comes to progressivism and change making I have zero interest in folks who only want to dunk on people. While you’re grandstanding and celebrating your personal highlight the other team is winning.

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Raise your hand if… You create a new Netflix account for everybody who watches your TV just so it doesn’t mess up your algorithm.

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Sometimes the weight of horizontal oppression is just as burdensome as racism. #MyTruth

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Polyamorous people come across as a mix between a fitness trend enthusiast and a network marketer. Half the time you feel like they’re trying to convince you how happy they are and the rest of the time they’re subtly trying to get you to join the club.
#ImGood
#DoYouThough

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Every time I’ve tried to #StayWoke I ended up sleeping through something important.

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It’s fascinating to observe the evolution of brattiness into adulthood.

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CrossFit Folks:

I’d like to issue an apology for everything I said about your performative fitness posts. I thought y’all were bad, then Peleton owners arrived.

Wait. I just realized y’all may be the same people like when Amway folks switched to Prepaid Legal. I take it back.

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@DarienB0914 I know right.

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Watching this #GaSenateDebate I’m pretty sure that Kelly Loeffler is not a human. I don’t mean that as an insult, just an observation. Also her talking points are an insult to a regular person’s intelligence.

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Things about myself that I wouldn’t change for ANYTHING:
- Christian
- Black
- My parents Child
- FAMUan
- Initiate of the Beta Nu Chapter of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc.
Happy Founders Day to the Men with whom I hold our dear fraternal bond!!! #APhiA #1906 #1932 #Spring2000

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Pumpkin Spice doesn't want to acknowledge the election results.
#ThereISaidIt

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Your confidence is a natural resource. When it can be lovingly replenished so easily, why choose to spend time with those who would mine and deplete it for their own benefit?

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If these scooters are to continue to operate with impunity I’d like to propose an ordinance permitting any person walking, running or pedaling a cycle to be able to hip check, clothesline or side kick the scooter riders in shared spaces. #Thoughts

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I challenge ANYBODY aged 35 to 45 years to watch the #FreshPrinceReunion and not have their eyes get to watering.
#GreatWatch
#RIPJamesAvery
#2AuntVivs
#AlfonsoRibieroDoesntAge

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Ladies:
Men will tell you exactly how they feel and still accept the perks of your disproportionate love. Don’t act as though you didn’t see this.

P.S. - A very wise woman told me that

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Atlanta influences Everything ... including elections.