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[Russell kelly @RussellKellyNo1]

@3FMradio Talk about 'His' Stand-up career!

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

This morning, I appeared on Good Morning Britain in a live interview about the grooming gangs. Before I went on air, I was told not to mention the race of the perpetrators. I, of course, didn’t listen.

I have now received an apology from the editor.

My interview is below: 👇🏻

[Russell kelly @RussellKellyNo1]

@JenTheJudge Not that much money in the world.. he's now in charge...

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

No, Maliq. This is silly

People are aware that a number of radical Muslims are threatening to take Britain over, and kill infidels

Many Muslims do not have this intention, but they seem loathe to speak, up for some reason

It's hard for someone like me to figure out how strong the moderates are, and whether the radicals can be controlled

In the meantime it's safer for me to take the threats seriously

And the threats are not coming from the Buddhists

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

In 2024, Tom Kerridge was 1 of 121 business leaders included in an open letter giving their backing to Labour in the General Election ‘to achieve the UK’s full economic potential.’

In 2026, he’s the face of a ‘VAT's the problem’ campaign.

Buyer’s remorse

[Prof. Frank McDonough @FXMC1957]

Blue Peter presenters: Valerie Singleton, John Noakes and Peter Purves reunited in 2000 to open the Blue Peter Millennium Time Capsule they had buried on 7 June 1971.

[Liza Rosen @LizaRosen0000]

This is Keir Starmer’s Britain – not Germany of 1933.

British police fabricated evidence against Jews to appease Muslims.

After Jewish fans of Maccabi Tel Aviv were violently attacked by Muslim mobs in Amsterdam, the UK’s West Midlands Police used that incident to ban Jews from attending a match in the UK.

They fabricated intelligence claiming the Jewish fans were the aggressors. That intelligence was later exposed as exaggerated and false by Dutch police and a parliamentary inquiry.

This is not policing. This is a force willing to twist facts and scapegoat Jews to avoid enforcing laws against the hostile and violent jihadist community. The UK two-tier system is no longer hidden. It is now official.

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

In France there is a new activity that the Left is getting their knickers in a twist about.

Le Canon Français is running massive banquets. For about £70 you can have great food and drinks and spend time singing patriotic songs.

The “Far Left” is furious.

LFI says it has evidence of racist chanting, and of immigrant staff being insulted. With pork regularly on the menu, they say the feasts are purposely designed to exclude Muslims and vegetarians.

Meanwhile, everyday people who love France, love food and beer are having the time of their lives.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky's @TrevorPTweets, a former head of the Commission for Racial Equality, says he feel "rage" because the Henry Nowak case is one of many examples of "misjudgements about people based on their race leading to a young life being cut short."

He shares three other examples ⬇️

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Sounds different but Good

[Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇮🇪 @PeterMcCormack]

Everyone who bent a knee for a crackhead in Minneapolis is telling you to be quiet about a teenager getting murdered in Southampton.

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: The “taking the knee” trend has exploded across Britain.

Thousands are kneeling for Henry Nowak specifically to the track:

Michael Jackson “They Don’t Really Care About Us.”

The left are in a complete meltdown.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The woman speaks for the entire country right now. An absolutely glorious rant against Keir Starmer. And she signs off in the most quintessentially British way.

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

This man repulses me on a level I cannot describe. From his face, to his voice, his smugness, and his arrogance, and the stupid fucking sticky out ear. I feel genuinely nauseated by him.

[Russell kelly @RussellKellyNo1]

#GMB Both Labour and the Tories trying to ban people from Gambling, Smoking and Drinking.... Both fkn missing the point of how and why the Countries Finances are going to Shit !!

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Little known fact:

Donald Trump called in to a news station on 9/11 and said it wasn't a plane that took down the towers. The media had a meltdown over it in 2001. He always knew.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Jürgen Klinsmann: “There were 70,000 people, we were warming up seriously. While ‘Live Is Life’ was playing, Maradona started juggling the ball. We stopped warming up, because there was nothing more we could do except watch him.”

[David Starkey @DrDStarkeyCBE]

An amusing anecdote about the fake working-class hero @AndyBurnhamGM

[Jack Danger @JackDangerLIVE]

Dad, what were Democrats like in the 1990s?

Volume up 🎧

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

Well, I’m off to Gaza today. I’ll be marching on my own, protesting the changes to my garden waste bin collection. Because it makes just as much f**king sense as the purple hair lady penis people.