Russell Mole

These tweets aren't mine, someone has a gun to my head... no seriously, send HELP!

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@ChicagoBears RIP - Brit Bears fan here, I assume this is like going from Queen Elisabeth to King Charles when the son takes over.

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Deep down Parish is loving this, thirsting for Southgate in charge.

#CPFC

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@GilesyL14 Until AFCON as he's forced to use them due to losing Schlupp, Ayew and Doucoure.

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@DrizzyCPFC Roy didn't use a sub all game until he had to for Guehi in extra time. He was sending a message to Parish and Dougie so I think we may see more of him after the window shuts.

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@HLTCO Bruised my coccyx celebrating that goal 😂

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Think they missed a trick not having the choir sing dovahkiin

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@ladbible No, how about of all time.

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@catekitchen I want to believe you're not in the UK but that CCTV in operation sign behind you says it all

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The dream came true 🎞

#CPFC | #IWD2022

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@baby4danielle @bex_bambi I don't think you should be giving dating advice, on the account of you being a baby.

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@FYPFanzine People seem to forget how serious his injury was. He's got back to fitness earlier than expected. Why rush him back when Gallagher is available.

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Brighton's goal scorer is under investigation for sexual assault... Horrible club

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@neiltipping @Lauredblue4 He basically went over with a smirk on his face

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Just blatant biased, not even trying to be subtle about it anymore. Kevin Friend is a joke! #CPFC

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@LeagueFrog Who's your dealer my friend? Because I need some after watching that

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It's depressing watching wardy give Milivojevic the captains armband #cpfc

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@JaniCPFC Also won they're player of the year...

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Imagine having your body used for two variants to start shagging.

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@FantasyEagles Raphina out for Maddison or Bowen?
Don't know what you have in the bank but I'd move either hwang or Toney on for a Watford forward or Broja. Could always go for a Benteke punt

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