Eli Russell

Darling, you’re doing fine.

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss It was delicious. When’s our next dinner?

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

Gorgeous day

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

Raining. Classic Oregon.

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss Although you might wanna reconsider inviting EVERYONE. I mean this is like your first complete meal you’re ever cooking, correct? Best just immediate familia.

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss Okay, okay, I’m impressed. Let’s see if your skills match your talk. My favorite it is. No backup meal included. I’m trusting you. (Also notice I didn’t question your love for cooking Jay. Just your ability 😜 love you!)

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss 😅 can you blame me Jay? Based on past things... didn’t know you were gonna party there all weekend. Good to know you cleaned up though! What exactly would you “make”? I’ve been eating out all weekend, kinda craving a home cooked meal (no offense 😜 cooking isn’t your thing)

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss Kell’s on here btw, just private @KellyLahiri

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss Maybe even get Quinn to come.

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss Thanks again for watching the kitties. They were traumatized, but appreciated it. Nice place btw, when am I invited over?

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

Seriously when did it suddenly become fall in Oregon?

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

Homeward bound. Thought I’d stop by the coast first though. In hindsight not the most thought out plan. #currentlyfreezingmyassoff

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@LetMeBeYerHero @LoveIsAnIdiot And why the fuck didn’t you choose a fake name Miles you idiot?!

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@LetMeBeYerHero @LoveIsAnIdiot Seriously you guys. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE JOKING MILES?!?!? Ughhhh hope you learned your lesson buttwipe

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

SOMEONE HANG OUT WITH ME. Please. ?

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

every night I ask my dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@YourRealGrandpa I will teach you

[Eli Russell @RussellRants]

@StarSpangledAss @YourRealGrandpa She WISHES. Close second to @LoveIsAnIdiot <3