RussellArcher

the saga continues...

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@itsflockyczn now i got to find my roller skates

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The crowd in Vancouver for the Raptors game is chanting “we want Grady”

I’m pretty sure they’re actually saying “we want (insert his last name here)

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Old time “playa” from the 70’s just walked past me.
He smelled like Ultra Sheen and Vaseline #hairandfaceshined #brightlikeadiamond

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I’ll go first - Twilight Zone

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Ting-a-ling a ling!!!

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@the_illipina This whole time I thought Toronto had some over the top talent

Little did I know

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@the_illipina Without pics did it really happen?

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I tried a STUSH patty today for the first time (and the last)

I'd rather eat your belly button lint.
I'd rather eat A Warden station RAT patty
I'd rather eat worms
I'd rather eat Jaime Oliver's "punchy jerkrice"

#turrible #thatsmytoronto

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@the_illipina When you buy it and wear it on Halloween you need to post the pictures

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Jimmy Butler is destined to win the next Rupaul’s drag race #bookit

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Steeve Ho You Fat is my new favourite basketball player.
Can you guess why?
It's because he's from French Guiana
#heneedsatendaycontract #nbabasketball #NBAnews #thenamesaysalot #damnhoyoufat #raptorsneedhim

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I was on my way to a Michelin star restaurant but then I saw that bully beef was on sale at @nofrillsCA
#changeofplans #bullybeefandrice #hautecuisine #thatsmytoronto

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I don’t know about you but I’m patiently awaiting the new TSwift song where she sings about how TKelce did her wrong #ismellahitsong

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Anybody interested in moving to Coquitlam with me? #Ilivetomakeyouuncomfortable

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Dear @NFL and @FOXSports FYI. Nobody has tuned in to the @Chiefs vs @ChicagoBears game to see it turn into the TSwift show #pleasemakeitstop

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@the_illipina I stay at that level

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@the_illipina Only one??

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Krispy Kreme sells bags of sugar in donut form #provemewrong

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CALLIPYGIAN!!!

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@onefunnygook is everything ok in Minnesota? I awoke to a lot of coon and n word chatter directed at a football player - seems overly intense