Russ

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@everestchris6 POOL

[Chris @everestchris6]

this OpenClaw bot finds $500k–$1.2M homes without pools, renders a pool into their backyard, and mails the owner a postcard showing the before/after, on autopilot...

here's how pool builders can close $50k+ deals with this system:

- scans satellite imagery for mid-market homes with empty backyards
- filters by lot size, sun exposure & recent ownership change
- pulls the homeowner direct from public records (not shared leads)
- renders a luxury pool dropped into their actual yard
- calculates build cost + home value lift for their specific zip
- generates a cinematic video of their backyard with the new pool
- prints a personalised postcard with the before/after + QR code
- drops it in the mail + hits them with retargeting

every step from sourcing to outreach is automated.

reply "POOL" + RT and i'll send you the full breakdown so you can build this too (must be following so i can DM)

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@FedExHelp Tracking 870499761164, signature required, Holland MI, due today. Watched truck arrive in the delivery window, driver didn’t deliver and left. No exception scan or door tag — still “Out for Delivery.” Phone line failed. Can you confirm it’s on the truck for redelivery?

[Russ @Russellfyre]

Does anyone remember how to write an email when @ChatGPT is down?

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@Chairwolfy Peggy, Hank, or Bobby?

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

The past 2 days have been big for Asian & Asian-American baseball in MLB

🇯🇵Masataka Yoshida: 1st MLB HR & SB
🇯🇵Kodai Senga: MLB debut, W, 8 K
🇯🇵Shohei Ohtani: 2 HR (878ft combined)
🇰🇷Kim Ha-seong: walk off HR
🇹🇼Corbin Caroll: 4-8, HR, 3 SB
🇵🇭Anthony Volpe: Yankees starting SS

[Russ @Russellfyre]

AI just created infinity jobs 😂

[Jackson Greathouse Fall @jacksonfall]

I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible.

I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to.

Do you think it'll be able to make smart investments and build an online business?

Follow along 👀

[Russ @Russellfyre]

Twitter watch out, you got a new active ~weekly user 😂. Content on here is getting better. Watch for news on ripped pages.

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@xd1936 Best couple ever Lolol

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@xd1936 This is freaking hilarious

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@elonmusk encourage followers to pay blue check mark for influencers. Like the subscribe button on twitch. Give the person a cut of the subscription, and now everyone starts loving blue check mark.

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@elonmusk make the blue check mark like a battle pass. You can pay, or you can be a very active member on twitter to earn and keep your blue check mark each month. The influencer types will easily hit their blue check mark of the achievements are right & lurkers will have to pay.

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@Gap your Hulu commercial is so bad. Just stop

[Russ @Russellfyre]

IDK about you, but I'm feelin' 22.

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@Hellmanns #BringBackCLAMONAISE

I WILL CATCH A CLAM IF YOU BRING BACK CLAMONAISE!!!!!

877 clams now

[Russ @Russellfyre]

ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT https://t.co/cJbk4Ko4GP #GOTFIVEDOLLARS

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@belfour_spirits can you see what’s missing? @OxfordCommaQ @OxfordComma6

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@xd1936 DM'ing you

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@xd1936 hey weather dude. Where do you go for epic to images of rain in the background?

[Russ @Russellfyre]

@xd1936 @ShaanVP @onbeeper Apple pie position: do we really need another app?

[Russ @Russellfyre]

Apple Pie Position #345

We have so many communication apps. We should just have it all in one spot.

Pineapple Pie Position #346
We should use this new project management app, it's cheaper and help streamline communication between teams.

@ShaanVP <- great find

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

I’m starting to call these the “apple pie positions” => the personal risk of pushing back is so high that almost everyone nods “yes”, even though it is rarely the right answer for the team / company / user. Great example in the quoted Tweet. Will add more in the thread below: