Russell Peterson

the dude abides

[Russell Peterson @Russellinabush]

Livin' like Larry

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Help

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

I am here, Cher

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

I’ll give you $5.79 for it.

[jackothy @HansGrubertron]

SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school

ME: What's that?

SON: A big building with lots of kids

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

Don't pee January has begun. Please do not pee.

[Russell Peterson @Russellinabush]

@MatthewPabst @phleisch @fuckyeahjmartin comment

[Russell Peterson @Russellinabush]

@joshscan @keaton_francis Peterson: yall wanna get taco cabana tonight?

[Two Dudes One Scoot @2dudes1scoot]

3 dudes, 3 wakeboards, 1 scoot. We are impressed. 10/10.

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

if you don't give the pizza cutter a lil spinny whiz before you use it your pizza will taste bad

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

skate 4 battle royale

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

rt to spread awareness

[yeah @arthousegarbage]

MoviePass

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We actually just got a new computer mouse so don't worry about us. https://t.co/hO2M1IhQoZ

[Hot Pockets @hotpockets]

bot bockets

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

get drunk nerds!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

You might not think Blockbuster is the best place to shop for Mom this Mother's Day. And it's hard to argue with your position there.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

man fuck the bees this what we saving now

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

life hack: store your sliced ham in a DVD case!