Russell

sometimes interesting enough to follow

[Russell @Russellinbushes]

*Me coming back from the shop who were sold out of suncream and seeing Iggy Pop at the beach and noticing he isn’t getting sunburnt.

“Hey man where’d you get that lotion?”

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Drinking the sexy cow milk

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It’s fine I’m English

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Wearing a bucket hat out atm feel like that Shane Gillis joke

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Against my better judgement I’m gonna see the Anthony Bourdain film tonight

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@_JiggityJohnson If they invented everything you want there’d be nothing left to create

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I drilled into the wall & put up 1x mirror 4x lamps & 1x cabinet and so far they haven’t fallen off and squashed my loved ones. #blessed

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@cowboysamm 22 makes more sense and I imagine the old man tips were astronomical

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@_JiggityJohnson Knew it was you, you pervert

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Do you think our phones know when we’re jerking off

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@_JiggityJohnson ♥️♥️

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Everytime I see a bus turn a corner I think oh fuck they’re not gonna make it. But the elite bastards always make it

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Why does he sound like Jamesh Bond

[Acervo Geese @acervogeese]

"If you don't suck cock in Glasgow they really throw you out of town"

- Cameron Winter, 2026

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A festival in the Welsh moors? Don’t mind me for the weekend

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I enjoyed it but I did not appreciate Toms product placement for his own brand

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On my one for Spider-Man drinking polish beers, life is good.

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Meeting a new friend at the cinema tonight (I chose the seat right next to them on an otherwise empty row)

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@cowboysamm For my shame. Kind of a banger.

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There’s gotta be like 20+ strokes guitar solos that lift you from this earthly plane

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Touching the big naturals of her heart