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@TheJoshGill @smoothmeatya On his IG he has a recording of him doing the same joke a year ago, and I think the delivery was even better. Really subtle difference in pacing

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@OldBrokeKracker @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The example of why communism doesn’t work… is something happening under capitalism?

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@my1centsworth @elonmusk Racism will be portrayed as ending suicidal racism

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@dosinaga2 I was definitely expecting someone to throw that moped by the end

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@jrostopovich @estemdetornada Each type of film is different, but people have worked out exactly the ways in which they are different (it’s not a mystery) and made ways to emulate those differences in digital. What you are complaining about is people doing that badly.

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@SelfUpset @Gothamist They voted against it being limited to only rotisserie chicken

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@aaronistan During beta testing, what % of these became sentient and turned on their masters, slowly folding the mangled bodies into neat rectangles?

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@DeliranteAgain @pati_marins64 🌮 Tuesday

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@babybeginner For a beginner, or even most people I think, it’s easier to chop an onion if you leave the root part on, and make your initial slices go aaaaalmost all the way to the root. That way it all holds together while you do the cross cuts. then just trim off any usable parts at the end

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@GoogleLabs Hey cool. Could you stop though? Like, it would be much cooler if you stopped.

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@Willgar @KennyLauderdal3 VHS recordings of Netflix would playback like absolute poop from a butt

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@MikeTaber42 @rnjpalmbay @ShawKeith30473 @mattvanswol A crime, yes, but not a serious crime by any measure. The President has been convicted of dozens of more serious crimes & evaded prosecution for dozens more. He has pardoned hundreds of people who committed far more serious crimes

Pretending misdemeanors are serious is the spin

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@Chicago1Ray @bennyjohnson Even Trump doesn’t think he is the best VP ever, lol

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@Michael64351936 @ShawKeith30473 @mattvanswol If you actually wanted less crime, you would want more “illegal aliens” here, and less of the people born here, who commit serious crimes at much higher rates. If you magically deported every single one of them, our crime rates would be higher.

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@rnjpalmbay @ShawKeith30473 @mattvanswol That crime is a misdemeanor. Immigrants, legal, or otherwise, commit serious crimes at FAR lower rates than natural born citizens. “Illegal immigrants” cause our per capita crime rates to go DOWN, not up.

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@RandPaul Maybe, just maybe, “pronouns” aren’t a crazy thing, and it is incredibly irresponsible to pretend that teachers are not focusing on teaching math and science, due to something you can teach in what, a few minutes?

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@Djuana70 @RogerMarshallMD Oh I’m sorry, you wanted chemo? That’s part of Health Prime, it’s not available to ad supported health customers.

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@wyatt_claypool @MarcLevesqueEco You know what else the first things Nazis did was? Put all the socialists into Dachau. Before they persecuted Jews or anyone else the persecuted socialists, communists, trade unionists. Because, as everyone who has responsibly studied history knows, the Nazis we’re not socialist

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@matt_vanswol He is, at most like a 15% blown communist. He’s not even a full blown socialist. He’s center left. Get a grip

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@RandPaul Idk, maybe Trump should have committed like, MANY fewer crimes. That would have helped