ThingsMyRussianGirlfriendSays

Inspirational, funny, and occasionally terrifying quotes hand-baked from Russia

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Me in the gym for first time in years:
*begins lifting 8kg weights*
K - *aggressively moves in front and starts lifting 10kg weights whilst staring at me*

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K: *Burps at J*
J: "..... "
K: "... I'm right."

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K: Where do you think you are on scale of drawing ability?
J: 3?
K: Wrong, you are not even on the scale.

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"Sometimes I think british people are trying to show off when they speak. Like, they're doing it on purpose. I know you're British."
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J: *Does something annoying*
K: "I think you've lived enough"
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[ThingsMyRussianGirlfriendSays @RussianGFSays]

K: Why are you laughing?
J: listening to this podcast
K: who gave you the right? You did not get my permission to laugh.

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K: "A woman gave her kidney to her sister when she was dying.. I would never do that."
J: "Why?"
K: "It's mine."
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