𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔

𝕀'𝕞 ℂ𝕒𝕤𝕤 🅜🅤🅡🅓🅔🅡🅘🅝🅞 ⒷⒾⓈⒺⓍⓊⒶⓁ 🅖🅔🅜🅘🅝🅘 ⓅⓇⓄⒸⒽⓄⒾⒸⒺ 🅢🅛🅨🅣🅗🅔🅡🅘🅝 ⒶⓉⒽⒺⒾⓈⓉ 🅝🅔🅡🅓

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

не быть похожим на остальных из них

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

Lego needs to release brick head versions of all original 151 Pokemon now that they have bigger sets. Those would fly off the shelves.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

https://t.co/oMKLE9RcHl

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

This Supreme Court ain’t it y’all. They are just bound and determined to ruin shit.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

When watching Family Guy, ever just close your eyes & imagine instead of Brian standing there talking there’s just @SethMacFarlane himself just inserted there? Like “Fuck it, it’s my show, my normal voice is Brian anyway, so who cares.” Makes it 10x funnier. #familyguy

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

@VIZMedia @KodanshaManga @gomanga we need one of you to pick up licensing for the english versions of the mangas #TheDisastrousLifeOfSaikiK
#MyRoomateIsACat
#TalentlessNana
#AssassinAndCinderella
#BeautifulBonesSakurakosInvestigation

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

When you have all 3 cats in bed so you can’t move until they do.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

@netflix why do you guys have such a problem with animated female leads? Does it make your balls shrink? First Tuca & Bertie now Inside Job. Don’t worry @adultswim will clean up your mistake again. #InsideJobnetflix

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

Oh anxiety…you little bitch…you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

If they don’t investigate Grant Wahl’s death there is no justice in the world. It deserves to at least be looked into. #RIPGrantWahl

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Sports illustrated fired him for challenging their pay cuts during the pandemic.

He ran to unseat FIFA’s president.

He challenged human rights abuses in Qatar.

RIP Grant Wahl, who’s career was as much about great reporting as it was about speaking truth to abusive power.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

My husband decided we should go to bed early all because I turned on a lamp in the bedroom & all 3 cats took that to mean it’s time for bed & got in their spots to receive “night night” treats. I’m 30 & my bedtime was determined by 3 cats. What is my life?

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

@CathedralSpires Thinking of switching to mastodon?

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

Stepped on the scale today out of curiosity since I’ve lost weight. It came up 123.4 lbs. The universe & its weirdness man.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

It’s 4AM & I’m awake. Why? Because the sound of snoring is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Who is snoring? My husband to my right & my cat to my left. FML 🤦‍♀️

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

@CathedralSpires I getting assessed too!

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

Anybody else have a work cat? No? Just me? Well you need to get one.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

Scientists!!! I want these judges & senators to put their money where their mouths are. Create a synthetic uterus capable of carrying a child to term. When they say they shouldn’t be terminated let them get implanted & have a C-section. Then maayybee they can have an opinion.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

@LeaderMcConnell Fuck you. Burn in hell.

[𝚌.𝚗.𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚘.𝚔 @RussianGeisha92]

It’s sad that I can say that my own country has made it abundantly clear they do not care about me as a citizen because of my gender. Fuck the patriarchy. Fuck those old white chauvinistic pigs.