Steve Russillo

father - husband - teacher - book nerd - music freak (almost anything, almost everything)

[Steve Russillo @RussilloSM]

@ThatEricAlper Morphine • Chicago • Double Door • Sept. 8, 1994

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@RellSeanFrancis My copy was a gift from my wife, Christmas 1998. I noticed shortly after getting it that the spine had a double "Of His." Is there a story on that? (i.e. is it intentional, or simply the wildest design oversight ever?)

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@russ_hjelm @58bugeye Certainly not without HIS DOG SPOT!!

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@7PaulPocket3 @DannyDeraney Enol! Enol Angus! ;-)

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@richmugen @beyoncegarden @CallMeBrandoX So, when you look into a mirror, literally the only thing you ever see your own eyeballs? Nothing off to any angle to either side, or up or down??

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@AutumnReen @AlexBarnicoat_ @SpaceX Years? My bet would be: not well at all. (Astronauts returning from 6-12 month stretches in ISS have a weeks-long -- sometimes months-long -- regimen of reacclimation to look forward to.)

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@madcyril69 @IggyPop @sleafordmods That tee shirt is funny! Google the phrase at the top of the shirt: "anatomy of a moluccan cockatoo" (quotes optional) (I mean, I always use quotes for direct string searches, but with *two* uncommon words in the string, quotes are probably unnecessary)

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@here_lies_nico @fumbokhanJr @TheeDarkCircle My first thought! (I knew if scrolled long enough I'd see it. Didn't have to scroll far at all! FULL MARKS!)

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@paulwall1970 Nice!! I’ll stand next to him with a sign that says “Vizzini”

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@DamnGroundhog @Super70sSports What’s everybody looking at?

😉

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@mynewspecial @elle91 And is NO ONE going to mention the hostage in the trunk who’s shirt is still hanging out a little??

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@mynewspecial @elle91 Nice to see the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is still finding work! (I know it ain’t “orbiting Io as a gateway to other dimensions” yadda yadda, but TIMES ARE TOUGH, we take work where we can get it, okay?)

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@StraightGoods2 @teeniemartini NOW’S DA TIME AHN SHPROCKETT’S VEN VEE DAHNSE!!

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@MaciJones69 @BryanDawsonUSA @JoJoFromJerz I believe Biden may have *met* Ivanka at one point or another, but…..

(SORRY! Couldn’t resist! 😉🤪)

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@JohnRodkey @RealEmirHan BILL SKINS FIFTH!

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@ZenATLTechFix @CCC26_YHWH @RealEmirHan You look like a
G O O D J O E

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@USAcitizenship @Bleacher__break https://t.co/RY54S8KPzR

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@OkeOgbonna I’ve now seen that same block of trendbait copy/pasted by a half-dozen other users.

I mean, is it worth the heart-attack of fearing for Tom Hanks’s life, in order to see adorable snails?

THIS MORNING IT WAS. 😉

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@MAstronomers “What’s the sun doing up at 2am….and, um, when did it collapse into a black home?”

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@KathrynDuval @gbosslet insolence?” And I answered them the way I answered every parent who asked a version of this question: “Well, it depends on how badly you want to be in your grandchildren’s lives.”

…which immediately ended the discussion. (As it always does.)

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@KathrynDuval @gbosslet fair in October. I’d made an offhanded reference to Stanley and both parents snapped a glance at me, then each other, then massively sighed and eyerolled. After some exasperated head-shaking Mom said “you know this age group, do you have ANY advice for dealing with this sort of