Biscuits & Gravy

on July 30th 2019 I beat Nathan at smash ultimate.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

"Finally, another creation complete, time for a break"
*Garrett immediately programs another mini to be printed*
The printer screams in horror "NOOOOOO, NOT ANOTHER"
He starts to print furiously.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

"I'm not touching that baby until they're two years old" -guy who thinks he's that manliest guy ever.
You are the scum of the earth, don't ever reproduce and remember, you are the least manliest guy ever. You are a boy, a child.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Sorry I was such a bitch to you, turns out I was about to get my period in 28 days 🤪

[KENNY KO @KENNYKANCELLED]

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Dear God, please make Luke 1:20 happen again for all political leaders. Thanks!

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

@RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC @NFL @NBCUniversal If you cared about what children are viewing, you would crack down on porn use since boys/children are typically exposed by the age of NINE. You don't care what people are viewing, you only care about creating a distraction from the files.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Nothing pushed me further away from the Republican party than Republicans.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

@mjfree @RepFine you're a hypocrite and you know it.

[Red Pill Media @RedPillMediaX]

There is nothing American about TPUSA.

TPUSA is a Jewish organization that uses Christianity to promote Zionism.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

@RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC @NFL @NBCUniversal If you actually cared about children, you would arrest the criminals in the Epstein files.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

@RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC @NFL @NBCUniversal Why don't you focus on real crime and arresting criminals in the Epstein files.
You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this and making it an issue.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

I hope I'm not the next victim of ice since they'll shoot anybody.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

I'm so sick of the government. Name 1 good thing they've done EVER.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

To me, Taylor Swift is the equivalent to an iPhone. Always releasing something new, never gets any better and all their fans are snobs.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

My favorite moment of the year is when these kids who are very Catholic built a "church" out of sand with a huge entrance to which I said "that's for big Jesus" and then one of the girls threw sand at me.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Idea: Goodreads except for how many petitions and phone calls you've made to your state representatives to make sure change happens.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

There's Menu but no Womenu? Interesting 😤

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Don't talk to me about how "that's gross" if you don't own a bidet 😤

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Why smell like roses or peaches when you could smell like oregano.

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

Can't believe I get to be at the brunt end of your mom jokes from now on 😭

[Biscuits & Gravy @RussleCrow]

I grew a whole baby before we got Gta 6