Christine Russo

“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” - Michael G. Scott

[Christine Russo @RussoChristine_]

The French got something right with escargot

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jeff Probst just accidentally spoiled Survivor’s fire making elimination before it actually aired during the live finale #Survivor

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

I'll say "I'm fine" and then I start acting like Tony Soprano.

[Christine Russo @RussoChristine_]

Oh…..this is……not a good sign

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

This show is so embarrassing #Survivor

[jimby 👽✨ @JimbyVEVO]

my astigmatism makes our christmas tree look so beautiful 🤩

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

I thought his house looked like shit

[bab @1xeraz]

This would send me into psychosis

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

blep

[♰ @reeceollld]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Ozzy Osbourne watching the guy at Chipotle wrap his burrito.

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

stoned af and just realized it’s pets mart not pet smart

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

“He ate 70 hot dogs is what he did! He was a brave American professional eater. And in this house Joey Chestnut is a hero - end of story!”

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.