Mae

BAKED BEAN THAT

[sarah @heavenbrat]

it smells like twilight saga gilmore girls and pride and prejudice season

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Gemini & Sagittarius placements

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

I’m sorry but I’ve got some unfortunate news about ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’. Wrote a little update bout it here: https://t.co/Ri2fdwWHm8

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

Being home alone guarantees I will be doing something unhinged tonight

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“we want grandkids” best I can do is alcoholism

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

Hot men get vasectomies

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

Wearing my favorite work pants so today has to be a good day

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

@maryolyerr @BirdmanBrooks We really do!!

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

Thank you TikTok for teaching me the iceage only covered the northern hemisphere

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

@BirdmanBrooks Ray Romano tricked us

[melanie @earthdombaby]

IT’S OFFICIALLY TAURUS SEASON 🥳💅🏼👑🌸🪷🛍💖🌿🥂✨

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Me eating micro plastics

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

By the time we get another Rihanna album her baby is going to be old enough to feature

[Mae @Rust_InPieces]

My doctor told me my cholesterol panel is excellent I need drawn as a sexy honey nut Cheerios bee asap

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is