Nick Scott

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@midnight City and Colour-by-Numbers #WorseCoachellaBands

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@dpshow compared to impaling on the. Flimsy BCS Trophy, given the choice, I'd rather die by Lombardi Trophy. #JustSayin

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

I got Straus in MT, thanks for the chivette live with #BellatorMMA @theCHIVE #BellatorChiveOn

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

On average, fat men last longer in bed than skinny men.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Queen Victoria would use marijuana to relieve menstrual cramps.

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@Kopr94 Landslide from Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac?

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@Kopr94 let's hear Landslide by Stevie Nicks

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not trying to do easy enough stuff.

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@StephenAtHome DisneyPixar's "Wall-E" lines up with Pink Floyd's "The Wall" (music when "Walt Disney" totally visible after Tnkrbl intro).

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

When they invented walking they never dreamed it could ever look that good #Beyonce

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

#beyonce i just want to be part of this Twitter record =)

[Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne]

There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god

[Dawn Hochsprung @DHochsprung]

Sandy Hook students enjoy the rehearsal for our 4th grade winter concert - a talented group led by Maryrose Kristopik!

[Kristin Chenoweth @KChenoweth]

Help me and @Wendys give back to children in foster care this season! RT and @Wendys will donate 50¢ per tweet! #spon

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

Loved making #divinity #candy with briescott today! #familyrecipe #xmascandy http://t.co/7uLRDOTs

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Grover worries about "impure" thoughts and "seduction." I worry about how he could cause a recession with no compromise

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

Well, that was awkward... #cnnheroes

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I’m thinking this mashed potato cleanse is not working.

[Nick Scott @Rustasche]

@TrulyCapricorns its like you know..