R. Nelly

Praying for moisture since 1896

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

🎵 I love to see the temple, I'm paying 10% gross so I can go there some day. To learn the secret handshakes, to promise to avenge brother Joseph, and to pray. 🎵

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@nihilists4jesus Exactly. Noah should have acted more like Nelson and reminded people to read their tablets and be nice to each other rather than predicting and preparing for a global disaster. #thinkcelestial

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@SirMilesman @BookofMomma6 That's nice, but obviously avoiding the question. Certainly strange that "god's spirit" confirms contradictory truths, and one's truths often match the religion of your youth 🧐

Probably just coincidence.

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@BookofMomma6 Yes. History doesn't pull anyone in, but it should, and does, pull many out

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@jonathanaplumb @originalJavaJoe Mass delusion is still delusion, but hang in there buddy, your apologetics are right on the edge of being great. Couple more teenage insults and you'll be there!

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@jonathanaplumb @originalJavaJoe And Jesus said, thou shalt go forth and call them "douche canoes" in my name, and then thou shalt eat thine fruit loops and watch thine cartoons

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@jonathanaplumb @originalJavaJoe "you're simply delusional" says the man who believes a 19th century rock glowed with spiritual text

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@jonathanaplumb @originalJavaJoe Ya, around here we only believe Joseph's made up stories and no one else's

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@CerebralCereal0 @LDSMormon Right, the spiritual confirmation that people of all conflicting faiths claim.

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@lds_spence @saynotocreatine Go look up pre-1990s temple ceremony

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@CerebralCereal0 @LDSMormon So the spirit of god is telling everyone that their conflicting beliefs are true?

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@CerebralCereal0 @LDSMormon I think people of all faith do exercise alma 32, which is why people of all faiths vehemently argue that their particular brand is correct. Alma 32 is simply the principle of repetition, do something over and over and familiarity becomes conflated with truth.

What do you think?

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@jonathanaplumb @originalJavaJoe Ok pretend a genius forger has it out for Joseph and alters it. Now it's Joseph's word against his. So what could Joseph do? Easy, translate it a third time, which would match 1 and 2 and prove his ability.

Joseph didn't retranslate because he couldn't, and his excuse is silly.

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@AdsonDetractor Things you love to see

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@LDSMormon Just to make sure I understand:

conscience says the mormon church is true = holy ghost / light of christ

conscience says mormon church is false = adversary / false spirit

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@DeseretBro @LDSMormon It's almost like every religion-every single one- is made up 🧐

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@CerebralCereal0 @LDSMormon Should this be applied to all faiths or just the mormon one?

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@TylerStewart @bryanth2o Never really thought about it but Joseph did cheat on his wife and lie about it as well as perpetuate various financial frauds including a failed bank and scamming his friends. Joseph and trump, a fair comparison!

[R. Nelly @RustleNelly]

@faithfulsakura Don't let anyone convince you of what you should believe. If the church works for you, great. If it doesn't, great. Do what is honest and true according to your knowledge and gut.