Bill Epstein

post post ironic//neo dad-ism he/him

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

CREDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉᵐ

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

My apologies to my neighbors who might have heard me through the open window screaming at my cat asking him if I looked cute in my new flannel

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

AOC/Brian David Gilbert ticket 2028

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

first sufjan, now pete. what’s it with episcopalians and only lasting like two states?????

[brown guy fieri @jeremygratil]

IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "GUY FIERI NUDES", DONT CLICK IT. ITS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Backstreet Boys softly plays at the dentist while I have a gentle panic attack about my cavities

[Gannon @gannonreedy]

i think the problem with sysiphus is that he did not work hard enough

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

GATC? No thanks, my DNA sequence only reads WAWA

[karen han @karenyhan]

stone cold jane austen

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Hot debates at work:
Eggs and ketchup:

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

5 years ago outside of a death grips concert some dude tried to argue that Chicago WASNT the best song on Illinoise and to this day he is still my mortal enemy

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Just.........v I b i n g

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Bean Bean

[whirling, screaming head @slime_golem]

Mornin pardner. Keep rustlin across that endless chaparral.

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Lady on the train sitting next to me listening to riff raft so hard I can hear it through her Versace earpods

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

Happy Tuesday my dudes I’m wearing jeans my cats peed on and i didn’t realize until my coworker noticed my “cool bleach stains on it”

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

My name is bill Epstein and I’m here to say that Star Trek slaps

[Bill Epstein @RustyGreaves]

@ZebraDontCare Spiders-men