Rusty

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

Knicks basketball player Mikal Bridges has a great personal life section

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I’m a big fan of Ilhan Omar and got real nervous to meet her so I tried showing her what I just bought at Bath & Body works and it did not go over well

[Noah @noahvhagen]

No allegations.
No arrests.
No scandals.
No bowl wins.
Just dogshit football.🔥

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Oxy cop

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

Day 2

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Do you think this is truthful information?

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

12:30pm CDT #SPC Day2 Outlook Enhanced Risk: ACROSS A BROAD AREA CENTERED OVER THE OHIO/MID MISSISSIPPI/TENNESSEE VALLEYS https://t.co/Y1WiOd8m1i

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

‘professional hitmen’ is one of these topics where people refuse to see that 99.9% of what they know comes from movie tv & videogames

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

It's called Spice, Dewey. You don't want none of this shit.

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

I need to be someone’s McRib

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate my girlfriend

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Matt Gaetz at a loud house party trying to yell over the music to explain to a 17 year old girl what an Attorney General is.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

And today’s word is….

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

I counted the yard signs in my neighborhood, and "ADT Home Security" is going to win in a landslide.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

please watch this urgent election day message

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Found something new to say when I leave a room.