Rusty Rootbeer

Heisman Trophy winning 🏆 squirrel 🐿. Lifetime Longhorn 🤘🏼Pronouns: Prosecute/Fauci

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Coach Sark on signing day!

#HookEm
#NoLonghornfanUnder1k

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@AmandaMAtwell Damn, girl!

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Thai commercials are the most creative on the planet.

[Tiffy 🐣🌱 @insanely_boo]

Whoever made this AD deserves an Oscar 😭

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@LambeSahamjja I think Pak Prabowo just created the opposition candidate in the next presidential election.

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@MyDaebakCafe All is well and good unless wifey files for divorce. ATROs go into effect.

Who needs a soap opera when we have this?

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Bro. Getting just dunked on by the creators that use the chips you created. @JensenHuang

We certainly recaptured the lead in the AI race with these golden parodies.

Talked to @elonmusk yet? Bet you wish he had a flight to Mars right now…🚀 As Will Smith said,

[Francis @FrancisCashFlow]

I died. This has to be the best one yet

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@libsoftiktok You swing a cane at me, I’m going to beat you to death with it. And I’m gonna claim postpartum depression from my wheelchair.

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@UT_Mangler Hang that banner motherfuckers!

👍🏼

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Think you are having a bad day?
Wait until the dude knocks on your door and says, “You’ve been served.”
Chose a suspected Chinese spy. A different $10k/night escort, EVERY day over 47 years costs ~172 mil. Clearly not CFO material. Ex-wifey gonna get +/- 80B and lose your job.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: Nvidia’s board is preparing to oust CEO Jensen Huang after he had two extramarital affairs, including one with a suspected Chinese spy. https://t.co/Pjsu5j87CF

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@CodyC64 Yeah, you’d love that wouldn’t you? Gee Del Contr out it Texas and get influence over Big12 decisions.

There are 535 Congressional members. After you have finished “servicing” each of them individually, then give DelConte a call. First things first.

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@MTheePony I’m gonna say it-fuck this guy: it’s like saying Cowboys fans have to live in DFW. Tareton “attached”? Meagan, dear, do you have a sign saying, “Hot shorty here; retards only need apply”? I feel for you, girl. Whoever can up with “t-shirt” fan belongs in moron prison. 🤘🏼

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@JoshPateCFB What it shows is that the broadcasters nor their “rules experts” are often ignorant of what is happening during replay and the rules to be applied.

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@byEliHoff Now do McDonald ripping out a fumble in the final minute of the first half with a Texas recovery.

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@AmandaMAtwell Not worth the effort. Clowns get ignored. I rather pet my dog, Amanda.

And watch Texas football.

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The irony of the GPU’s you created flooding the internet with Huang Tuah memes is priceless.

You just can’t make this shit up.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Every great romance has an origin story.
This is when Huang met Huang.

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

TEXAS SOCCER IS HEADED TO THE SEMIS

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@japan_nobunaga Gotta give WB the 🫡.

Pulled the turbo model.

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@UTexas66 @AmandaMAtwell Yeah. Message received.

[Chris Bennett (CB) @chrisgb002000]

14yrs ago today #Texas lined up in the #Wishbone to honor the late great #DarrellKRoyal who had passed away a few days earlier! #RIPDKR #HookEmInHeaven 🙏🏻🤘🏻@david_ash14 @JaxonShipley @GregDaniels81 @CoachMackBrown @CoachHarsin @Hornvoice 📽 @TexasFootball

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@marcusmyers Damn it Ingrid! Beignets and chicory coffee was my suggestion.