Rusty Trumpet

LAHEISMAN 2026

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@robcracks the authorities have been called and sent to Shortoff Mountain. you should prepare to be incarcerated for felony drug possession in a national forest

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@CoachSBeamer

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@VUFAN001 @bohner57670 @MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast Ah yes because common opponents are a guarantee of future results. We honestly shouldn’t even play Saturday it sounds like you guys have the win in the books already!

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@MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast Wow definitely a guaranteed win for Vandy after seeing this. Shouldn’t even play the game!

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@SEC @OU_Football @VandyFootball @HailStateFB @OleMissFB @GamecockFB Surely Ole Miss’ kicker had 2 punt return touchdowns right?

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@BarstoolCFB @highnoonsunsips @BarstoolBigCat @BFW @stoolpresidente @DoubleVodkaDon @KayceSmith Typical lack of research and throwing darts in the dark. All of the guys that just got drafted were 3 stars that were developed under Beamer’s staff. Don’t you think that maybe the guys filling in might be just as developed and the returning starters will be even better?

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@CoachSBeamer

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@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @dariusgrayy_ @CoachSBeamer @CoachTeasley @LandonDuckworth @Aidenharris58 @guileszyon @JZavien @GamecockFB @DarrenUscher

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@Rivals @SWiltfong_ @GamecockCentral @CharlesPower @samspiegs @BrianShoemaker @gogamecocks @SSN_Gamecocks @adamgorney

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@John_Mateer4 Did you take the under?

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@ItsGavin247 @Carolina_Fan978 @EASPORTSCollege @GamecockFB @OU_Football @JMUFootball @KStateFB @SMUFB @Utah_Football @GeorgiaTechFB @FSUFootball @KU_Football @CUBuffsFootball That is objectively his best attribute if you paid attention to even a second of CFB last year 😂

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@LukeK44660 @RyanSev09 @stoolpresidente SC has VT, Clemson, Coastal and SC State this year. Coastal isn’t exactly a cupcake despite not being P4. Next 4 years after they’ll have Miami and Clemson then UNC and Clemson for home and homes. Cant speak for the rest of SEC but Curt can fuck off with that cupcake rhetoric

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@on3 Ahhhh yes S. Carolina scheduling renowned non-con cupcakes known as VTech, Coastal Carolina and Clemson. (With home and homes against Miami the next 2 years and UNC 2 years after that). Dumbass @CCignettiIU

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@GamecocksInside Winning football games is our best recruiting tool now. Go win 10 games and the cards will fall in our favor. No recruit is actually committed until they’re on campus in my opinion. I may be an optimist but I have full faith in Beamer and this staff recruiting and in the portal

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@stickuslattimor @CoachSBeamer Winning football games is our best recruiting tool now. Go win 10 games and the cards will fall in our favor. No recruit is actually committed until they’re on campus in my opinion. I may be an optimist but I have full faith in Beamer and this staff recruiting and in the portal

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@cezanjr MVP VOTES INBOUND

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@JeffPassan Jeff we need a Ceddanne post ASAP

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@RivalsRecruits @SWiltfong_ @EJHollandOn3 @TheWolverineOn3 @ChadSimmons_ @CharlesPower @Balas_Wolverine @JB_Wolverine Gonna set the line at 2.5 different fong bombs for this one

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@On3Recruits @RustyMansell_ @ReuseRecruiting @ChadSimmons_ @CharlesPower @SWiltfong_ @DawgsHQ @JeremyO_Johnson @SWiltfong_ maybe you should hang up the cleats on posting fongbombs pal 😂

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@JoshPateCFB