Rute

African. Woman. Ruralitarian. Coffee drinker ☕ Maths is one of my problems 😅 Here 🐦 for cred current affairs & uplifting, informative, hilarious content ONLY.

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

Nnete Feela 👌🏽💯

[Sibu Mabena @sibumabena]

My friends dad says we are going to wake up one day and have amaphara as ministers because we are too busy to attend to politics 🥺 we don’t belong to branches, we are not concerned with being influential in the various structures yet we have the audacity to complain that we have unqualified and uneducated ministers. It’s because they concerned themselves with local politics and thina with our degrees and big English we’re just chasing money.

“You’ll drive your Ferraris on broken roads and have to buy new tyres every month”

I’m upset that he’s so correct. The most organized political party in this country is a movement of people who make the time…qualified or unqualified. They also are a mobilisation machine!!! So, the people at the conference will vote for the options they have.. whether they are bribed to or not… Oksalayo… the options they have are then what the country gets when they win! 😭😩😣

It’s our fault we are where we are today. We are not being the change we want to see… whichever party you believe is better than the other, if you want change, get involved.

Also… remember to vote on 4 November 😭🙏🏼

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

& The car ‘number plate’ 👌🏽💯🔥🔥🔥

[Blake Logan @BlakeCapa]

How did they get a Chico in downtown Baltimore I’m crying 😭😭 #RSAvNZL

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

😅😂🤣🇿🇦

[Umzukulwana ka Mandlani @mbitshi]

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[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

In Bellville, a woman listed a couch on Facebook Marketplace for R4,500. A buyer contacted her and sounded normal, sent proof of payment, and said the money was “held” until she verified her bank account.

By 21:14, R42,870 was gone from her bank accounts. The bank said it was authenticated and they could not help her.

A Thread

[Fact @Fact]

By trying to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your neck or head and die.

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

Sometimes I’m that ‘Guy’ 👌🏽🤍☺️

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I saw a guy at coffeeshop today. No iPhone. No laptop. No tablet.

Just sitting there. Drinking his coffee.

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

Nothing but facts 👏🏽💯

[𝑺𝒅𝒖 @shufflesdu]

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

The Braam stories 😢 I’m so sorry

[Mongezi Koko @MongeziKoko]

He started singing “asimbonanga uMandela thina” till tears started streaming down my face.

Ffs I’m actually so triggered now.

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

Haibo 😢😭

[Mongezi Koko @MongeziKoko]

A cunning phara once took mine off and dangled them in front of me in the streets of Braam until I gave him the R47.50 change I got from McD… I’ve only worn contact lenses since.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

JOB INTERVIEW QUESTION:
"If hired, what's your earliest possible start date?"

Most candidates say:
"I will start ASAP"
"Can I start in 2 months?"

THE WINNING ANSWER:

[B N S L @_BNSL]

My running club has these "Come To Your Hood" runs. We "visit" a member and run a 15km route in his hood. The host maps out the route.

I am the one hosting this weekend and the broers are gonna HATE me 😩😩😩

There is this 4km incline that is gonna make men cry real tears.

[Micheal D @micheal_ws18]

To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.

[Maduna kaNokhala @ta_kweila]

When I say young black people must go to JHB, this is not Tigers Milk talk. It is about proximity to opportunity.

You may not have read Bonga Bangani's letter to Richard Wright, and Tinyiko Ngwenya’s letter to all of us

You will do a bit of reading today

🧵

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

“I see… “

The Username 🤩🔥🔥

[Julia Chaskalson @chaskaldaughter]

lemme tell you, I can confirm 🥹😂

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

Bathong 😅😂

[Maduna kaNokhala @ta_kweila]

this is Virgin Active, Discovery miles and Curro language...peak Macha latte, pilates language

that soaked oats, almond milk talk

[Mᴜʏɪᴡᴀ @Mussprince_seal]

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

😂❤️🤏🏽🤏🏽

[Zanele Abraham @zanele_matome]

If you want to know more about the flexicare package please reach out to my fav medical aid broker @ThatTDimpe tell him you were sent by me. This is the money we spend at Tashas for lunch guys...we're not yet rich but let's do what we can for those who raised us❤️🙏🏾

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

🤩🤩��😂😂😂

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

He plays like he's been through 2 divorces, has 4 children, cirrhosis, and smokes 4 packs a day

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

@monami_ai01 Entry

[Rute @RuteMokoatle]

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