Ruthie💕🦋

Raver🦇
Med student 🩺
I love women🥹
I hate Tinubu!

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Genuinely, Is this what we have become?

[Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall]

Anyway, so we did it.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

I did not know what code is until sometime in 300L break.

See when these kids are starting out.

My tech founder friend says: "whatever you're learning now, a kid in Europe started in primary school. Be serious."

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

So I went on a date.
The guy says: I don’t want anything serious.
I say: no worries, I’m not considering you as a serious option either.
And you know what?
He got offended.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Get innnn…come and buy shawarma for me from the money nauuuu…make boys enjoy you too small 🥹🥹🥹

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

These, in fact, are the women who never gets disrespected in public with “I didn’t marry my spec but I married this one because she gives me peace”
These are your specs, “who will marry these ones?” is just the performative balderdash some of you use in deceiving simpletons

[Menya @menyaaaaaaaaaaa]

After 3 cartridges of local anesthesia this woman was still in pain and the doctor asked her;

“Do you drink ma’am?”

“No I don’t”

“Do you smoke?”

“No I don’t”

We had to go through with the procedure even though the patient had discomfort.

Husband walks in and she said;

“Baby I’m in paiiiiin”🥺🥺

“Didn’t the doctor give you injection”

“He did, he even gave me 3 and nothing worked”

“Ehnn it won’t work now, shey you’ve been popping bottles, drinking champagne, taking shots of tequila, taking wine and cocktail”

Maximum silence everywhere. I just pretended like I didn’t hear what he said.

See, there’s absolutely no reason to lie to your healthcare giver.
And yes, smoking and drinking can interfere with local anesthesia.

[Ruthie💕🦋 @RuthAddisi]

Why are Muslim children going to Catholic schools? You guys sha like to be victims

[Beet-Kon @beet_kon]

@adura030 Are you aware Catholic schools force Muslim children to mass everyday

Isn't that hatred for Islam???

[Ibi @thisibi]

This is why Babcock banned this a long time ago.
Because it’s not CC Nwosu you people will stress.

Even I wouldn’t go to a CATHOLIC school cause I don’t want to go to mass everyday. What are you now looking for there? Why not send your kids to Muslim schools?

[okrika first Lady @agnestasia_faka]

What is a Muslim doing in a Catholic school? You people always act like the victim .

[Aisha is wealthy| I said what I said! @Opulent_Maisha]

You don't want feninism, neither do you support it. You're always after feminist, dragging and trolling them while glorifying patriarchy alongside

But now that someone suggested a better idea for you to be taken to where you'll be able to utilise your patriarchal ideologies to the fullest, you're calling her a wicked person.

So you enjoy freedom, access to quality life and ability to live like a normal human being but hate the system that made it possible.

You're a HYPOCRITE

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I called one Big head and ended up with a story on why they didn’t press his head after birth and how he wished he could fix it . I became a therapist.

[Big Linds👑 @creamlyn_]

On this spec thing
My ex that year would open his mouth “fair girls are not my spec… but you changed that”
Tolotolo me will open teeth and be laughing 😂

[Ezeh @thatlazy_Ezeh]

My heart goes out to all the affected students. Medschool is already insane enough. Your school choosing to frustrate you is on a whole other level.

[Zariyi Yusuf Madaki @ZariyiYusufu]

Are you aware that by every parameter of humanitarian crisis Katsina is at a much worse state than Palestine?
Do you think the life of a fair skinned Muslim in the Middle East is better and more deserving of sympathy than your kins’ in Katsina?

[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

These are Nigerians in Nigeria.

Not slaves in another country.

Tinubu ONKR

[Ewole (NDC)🔥 @obiewo]

What People Go Through In Their Own Land. These are victims of Eda Oniyo Ekiti who were abducted over 67 days ago. They have been released by their abductors after 67 days in captivity.

May Nigeria not happen to you.

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

"I like girls with thick thighs and big bumbum "

You come dey text me? Make I drink mawu mawu because of you ke?