Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️

Fruity cider drinker, lover of musicals, Disney and drag. Radio presenter, singer, Dragonboater and mermaid. Proud cast of #Kynren🏹 #chiefs

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

Just a reminder for nobody in particular.

Turn your heating off. Maybe you won’t be fucking roasting. Idiot.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

Always.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"

me:

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

When I get to hell (because of course), I know exactly how I'll be tortured.
With the sound of a zimmer frame scraping across a lino floor. Repeatedly.

[a sad little man @DAVIDPLEASESTOP]

when i'm broke: when i get paid again ima start saving shit fr this time no unnecessary shit

me when i get paid: google, show me your most frivolous and worldly things

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

it’s going to be weird seeing swift on the back of his jersey

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when the pharmacist asks your date of birth and today is your date of birth

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

“If you’re ‘up North’, you’re in Scotland.” @greatesthitsuk just perpetuating my age-old point of There Are Other Places North Of Manchester.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yes.

[ellara @peacekful]

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

Helping out at the Summer Fayre at my work on Saturday. Just been given my job for the afternoon.

I’m looking after the dogs that will be competing in the dog show. I can die happy now.

[𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 @EmperorWebmc]

ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

They don’t tell you that the worst thing about living by yourself is having to deal with spiders.

This fucker is going to eat me, I’m not joking.

[Ruth Stapleton🧜🏼‍♀️ @RuthStapleton]

Right. How have I gone this long in my life without seeing this film??