Ruth Forman

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[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@subaru_usa What is wrong with your Starlink website? Neither I nor Cust. Ser. can bring up any pricing for packages. They tell me I have to wait until the very last day of my subscription to renew. Who in their right mind does that? Please fix PRONTO!!!!!

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@MeghanMcCain Grow up! We're all in the same shaky boat as you. I'm taking care of a 106-year-old with 5th stage kidney failure and I'm not not whining. I'll just keep doing what I can to stay safe until I succeed in getting vaccinated.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@HowieRoseman When are you going to think about replacing Schwartz with Seth Joyner? Schwartz and his passive defense are not helping.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@jeff_lurie So, Jeff, when are you going to consider Seth Joyner for defensive coach? I've been waiting since you hired Schwartz, Super Bowl notwithstanding, for you to see the light. Passivity is out. Get someone who Pederson can depend on.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@jaketapper Dear Jake, I have written new lyrics for the Battle Hymn of the Republic supporting Joe Biden. I envision people wearing PPE masks singing some of these. Do you know of anyone with an I-phone who could produce this? Will be happy to forward lyrics. Happy New Year

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@MadameSarah1000 Would you be willing to put another virtual choir together to sing the new Battle Hymn for 2020? I wrote the lyrics (to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic), and I will be glad to send them to you to help Joe win.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@MMFlint Michael, I wrote lyrics to Battle Hymn of 2020 re Trump's misdeeds and voting him out. Let me know if you can use for Biden on social media and internet. They do pack a punch.

[Carson Wentz @cj_wentz]

I had to shake up my off-season prep this year. My investment with @endlesspools has been a big part of that. My pool workouts have been critical for rehab and recovery, and now I can do them in my garage – a significant time-saver! Can’t wait for the start of the season! #AO1

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

Merel, do you remember your high school friend Arlyne Goldstein? She was just talking about the special she saw of Raul on TV,

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

Yes!

[Carson Wentz @cj_wentz]

I had to shake up my off-season prep this year. My investment with @endlesspools has been a big part of that. My pool workouts have been critical for rehab and recovery, and now I can do them in my garage – a significant time-saver! Can’t wait for the start of the season! #AO1

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@SenToomey You and your thoughtless, infantile leader own this outrageous, unconscionable shutdown. Open the government. You have turned on your own people, the ones you are supposed to be representing.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@Eagles You didn't let us down. Just keep on keepin' on--we'll al be just fine.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@cj_wentz You must really be in love to let her do that to you. They are just not your flattering colors.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@StephenAtHome Why don't you do a running skit on the actual biggest scandal in American politics--"LieGate?" The latest episode of LieGate is..Speaking of LieGate..George Orwell's newspeak, or as we call it "LieGate".. I'm sure your writers could do it more justice than I.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@JOEL9ONE Sign the contract and come back to us. You know you want to, and we certainly could use and appreciate you. Can't have too many stand-up guys who lead by example. God Bless! Go Eagles!

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@cj_wentz When the team wins today, you win today. Don't ever forget it because we sure won't. Eagles Nation!

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

Hey, Carson, what do you do with what you "harvest?" My thought re hunting--no endangered species, no big game trophies, and everything you kill must be eaten by something. Off hand don't know who would eat bear or coyote but wildlife rehabs could use the meat.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@cj_wentz May you have the gift of faith, the blessings of hope, and the peace of God's love at Christmas and always.

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

The @FCC should stand up for the consumers it represents and protect #NetNeutrality on December 14 https://t.co/tD988gTuX1

[Ruth Forman @Ruth_TLIMS]

@cj_wentz You're in some mighty good company on the injury list. Fight through it. Come back strong. I expect to see all of you playing next year. Prayers up for all team members both on and off the field. You gave us your best, now we're wishing you our best.