Whips out her makeup pouch like a doctor's surgical equipment.
"Sorry, I'm /actually/ short."
Casually sets everything out, before grabbing a primer.
"Bucky.
Whatever you do, don't move.
You might go blind, if you do." https://t.co/9aDXI3F6bX
Ohmigod did he just say fleek?
He's growing up so fast.
She's fully prepared to give him a total makeover.
There's.. only one problem.
"Unlike you, I don't have stilts for legs; so, I need you to take a seat." https://t.co/CPDk3vgCOS
He almost hurt her feelings.
Almost.
"I mean,
I can make it bad, if you want?"
Look at her, willing to dull her cosmetic abilities for him. https://t.co/DTBFGpPNK5
@_TheLastAsset She should probably be afraid.
But fear is an illusion that she does not A C C E P T.
"I actually know this great anger management program, you'd fit in great."
She just likes MESSING WITH HIM. He's her only friend.
@_TheLastAsset She is n o t three.
She's old enough to get into bars, all on her own. Hmph.
"Punching people isn't how you make friends, y'know.
Is that why you're so grouchy? Cause you don't have friends?"
OhMyGodDaisyShutUp.
She likes him, I swear. Even if it doesn't seem like it.
@_TheLastAsset Hot?
Back in the day, maybe.
Before he looked like a caveman.
He has nice eyes, though.
"You can say you take it back all you want, but I know the truth.
I'll a l w a y s know."
@_TheLastAsset Wow, he's like that one weird uncle she never wanted.
But she'll accept him.
Maybe.
"Grumpy has feelings?"
Dramatic gasp.
Ignore her, she's still bad at socializing.
".. I g u e s s I missed you, too."