Ruthless Spectator

The Ruthless Spectator takes an unflinching, satirical look at pop culture. It features funny videos, recurring webisodes, sketches, parodies etc.

[Ruthless Spectator @RuthlessSpectat]

THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING GOLF ANNOUNCER:

See more at https://t.co/CEWLc6GRfV
#Golf #golflife #golfer #golfing
#comedyshow

[Ruthless Spectator @RuthlessSpectat]

@LateNightSeth And sometimes you run the chance of seeing Slave Play on 11/15!!! #scammedthescam

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

So #AnimalCrossing for the Switch won't be available until March 2020. Does that mean everybody currently on line for tickets to see the new @starwars Episode IX (Released This December) will leave to go wait at @BestBuy to be the first to own a copy? #NintendoDirectE3

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

When they eventually make the #ElaineMay Biopic, #AllisonJanney is going to play her. I don't know who they'd cast to play me in mine seeing as how Karen Carpenter is, sadly, no longer with us.

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Some guy made almost 2 1/2 Million bucks on @Jeopardy
Do that on 'The Match Game' and then I'll be impressed.
#Jeopardy #JeopardyJames #JeopardyEmma

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

'I sat atop a donut...and I saw the face of God.'
#NationalDonutDay

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

It's #NationalCheeseDay. So here's to all you lovers of the coagulation of milk protein and fat. Not so appetizing now, huh?

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

The question isn't why, when the world is hurtling towards destruction, the top story is @KimKardashian's new short haircut. It's why nobody notices that @KimKardashian's new short haircut is one of the main reasons why the world is hurtling towards destruction.

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Taylor Swift has promised to get more'Political' in upcoming music.
In a related story, Ariana Grande's next album to be about the Federal Reserve.
#taylorswiftisback @taylorswift13 @ArianaGrande #ArianaGrande

[Rob Bartlett Radio Comedy Hour @TheRobio]

Today is BOTH National Hamburger Day AND National Brisket Day.
I propose we also name it ‘National Piss Off A Vegan Day’
#NationalHamburgerDay #NationalBrisketDay #veganfriendly

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

The latest issue of Vanity Fair is dedicated to #TheRiseofSkywalker,
dispelling the sterotype that @StarWars fans don't read anything but Comic Books.

Sometimes, they also read Graphic Novels.
#EpisodeIX

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Christies just sold Jeff Koons' 3 foot, stainless steel figure of an inflatable Rabbit...for more than $91 million

What was that again about humans being the most intelligent species on the planet?

#JeffKoons #Christies #IDontKnowMuchAboutArtButIKnowWhatILike #ThursdayThoughts

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Congratulations to @MrRatburn from Arthur for coming out as gay.

Hopefully, this brave move will inspire Jiminy Cricket to stop living a lie.
#Arthur #MrRatburn #bewhoyouare
#TuesdayThoughts

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Funny...when I hear bells I just assume it’s the Ice Cream Man. I don’t burn the fucking house down

#GameofThronesseason8episode5
#GameofThrones
#game

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Lovely to hear Meghan and Harry named their little crotch fruit spawn 'Archie'. Especially seeing as how the little fuck trophy's Grandfather is Prince Jughead.
#RoyalBaby #RoyalBabyName #RoyalBabyBoy

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

The new @SInow swimsuit issue is on newsstands now. These models are thinner than I am! #SportsIllustrated #SportsIllustratedswimsuit issue

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

A Mongolian couple died of Bubonic Plague after eating raw marmot meat.
Check those expiration dates, people.

#bubonicplague #WednesdayWisdom

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

I don't understand all this fuss over the #RoyalBaby. I can hatch hundreds of eggs at a time. Of course, I eat most of them, but...

#TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #tuesdaytruths #TuesdayMorning

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

The Internet is going batshit over the Coffee Cup on the table in front of Dany on
last night's @GameOfThrones.
How come nobody's mentioned the @dominos Pizza Box Tyrion was holding?
#anachronismananybody?
#GameofThronesseason8episode4

[Dr. Mantis @InsectAnalyst]

Burger King just announced both a Vegetarian Whopper and
an 'UNHAPPY Meal'.

Coincidence?

#FridayFeeling #BurgerKing #UnhappyMeal