Brandon Rutledge

Here to read, not tweet, and for momentary distractions from the practice of law. Aggie. Fat fingers. Probably did not mean to like your tweet.

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

NEW: #Harvey continues to intensify and is now a category 4 #hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 130 mph. https://t.co/tW4KeGdBFb

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"TEXAS IS BACK, FOLKS!"

🤘

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

No. 4➡️Texas A&M

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

First Rankings: #CFBPlayoff Top 25

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

The top four teams in the first #CFBPlayoff Selection Committee rankings:

1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Michigan
4. Texas A&M

[SportsDayDFW @SportsDayDFW]

Was this hit on Speedy Noil targeting? RT for yes, LIKE for no #TAMUvsBama #GigEm https://t.co/uKGkc3gnAE https://t.co/YdN92L8FHF

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

"Texas is back, folks." - Joe Tessitore #NDvsTex

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Texas A&M with their third straight big win in week one. Now what comes next this year? Myles Garrett is unblockable.

[Brandon Rutledge @Rutledge_B]

For Mary Anna's sake, if I ever go missing I hope detectives don't ask her to sing "Goodbye Earl" #DixieChicks @MaryAnna_Hill

[Corbin Cupp @cuppycup]

If you were on The Bachelorette with your wife, there's a good chance she'd have sent you home first

[Fox News @FoxNews]

C.J., a German shorthaired pointer, wins ‘Best in Show’ at the 140th Westminster Dog Show. #WKCDogShow

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

Aspiring Texas lawyers hitting refresh for #BarExam results like . . .

(Nothing imminent, y'all. Go have lunch!)

[Brandon Rutledge @Rutledge_B]

This Astros collapse.. Last years Rockets near miss.. I'll trade it for an Aggie win this weekend

[Houston Astros @astros]

Note: the date of the Taylor Swift 1989 tour show at #MMP is subject to change if it conflicts with an #Astros postseason home game.

[BuzzFeed Sports @BuzzFeedSports]

ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE ALDS! http://t.co/ISnDW37imz

[Brandon Rutledge @Rutledge_B]

@MaryAnna_Hill and I'm spending this most sacred day drinking burnt office coffee .. SOS @pjscoffee @KatzCoffee @Starbucks @DunkinDonuts

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Why is no one suggesting making Charlie Strong AD too? Guy has done a great job so far, needs more responsibility.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Big Fan Of This Guy At The University Of Illinois Who Purposely Dresses Like Kim Jong-un: http://t.co/UeCTuiXa2u

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Minnesota dentist kills lion in Africa. Now social media mob wants dentist dead. I can't even tell what's real now. http://t.co/jv6elH7j6V

[Brandon Rutledge @Rutledge_B]

2nd worst feeling in the world: waiting in the in the parking lot before the bar exam. 1st worst: trying to sleep the night before.