Unhinged Ruto, PhD.

Presumptive (in my mind) 5th President of the Republic of Kenya 🇰🇪. Front runner in a one-horse race. It's only a matter of time.
#2022King
#Parody
#Satire

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

#IkoKaziKE

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

#Election2020results
See, Trump lost because he did not take wheelbarrows seriously.

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Don't believe everything you read. It was unanimously agreed that everyone starts observing social distancing immediately.

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

#BBILaunch
Now on sale.
#HustlerNation

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

#tbt
🎵🎶🎶🎵Bring back those simple times of yesterday
When a man was a man
And a friend was a friend
Bring back those simple times of yesterday
When you said what you meant
And you menat what you said...🎵🎶🎶🎶

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Who did this?

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Yesterday at the Prayer Breakfast
🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️
Kenyatta Day with the Kenyattas is not looking at all promoting...

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

When power is just an illusion
😭😭😭
"Police descend on meeting organized by DP Ruto's Msambweni candidate." https://t.co/ZF03y3GJ2L

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Very soon, WSR will spill the beans on SGR. Ngojeni tu.

[Kenya Railways @KenyaRailways_]

Kenya! We have something new, fast and efficient. Mko ready?

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

#HustlerNation strong! 💪🏿

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Hamuwezi kunifukuza ODM halafu tena munifukuze Jubilee. Hio haiwezekani!

But yote yawezekana.

https://t.co/E0RBvX9Rco

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Matthew 6:24: "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."

Unless you're a billionaire.
#uondoesnotcare #sundayvibes #MpakaChee #crossover101 #siaya

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Sio uchawi, ni maombi 🙏🏿. And "protection from harm and political miseries." God is great. But the Other One is greater.
https://t.co/eEoFbmG0aS
#UhuruKenyatta #wanjohi #Siaya #memes #UhuruLiftLockdown #Another30 #another30days #kwale #lockdownextension #kilifi #jayden #rasanga

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Fake news. She's in the bedroom. In Sugoi. Ifyouknowwharramsayin'.
#JKLive
#WednesdayWordExpo
#RIPGeorgeFloyd
#Healthcsmutahikagwe
#nikosingle
#SundownerKBC
#atwoli
#MillicentOmanga
#aishajumwa
#joho
#captain
#racism
#murder
#kcpeandkcse
#mercy
#iPhone
#thepresident

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Do I have the cojones? Big ones. Ngojeeni hiyo NEC muone vile t'afanya. With big balls comes big responsibilities.
#icantbreathe
#RutoMustGo
#AskTheDG
#MillicentOmanga
#BBFAW
#IpoaCoveringUpRashid
#Africans
#GeorgeFloyd
#JimmyWayuni
#Murder

[siasaduni @siasaduni1]

Does William Ruto have the cojones to finally face Uhuru and strike a long-awaited retaliatory blow?
https://t.co/uzZ5jNr6ki
#JubileeNEC #Ruto #Tuju #UhuruKenyatta #Murathe #Jubilee #UhuruVsRuto #RutoMustGo #icantbreathe #AmyCooper #Racism #Prof #Pandemic #Parliament #Minneapolis

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

That moment when your supper package is walking away...
#boysclub
#edgaobare
#EconomicRecoveryCouncil
#EconomicPackage

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

Here at #TeamTangaTanga we recognize only one #BoysClub.
#edgarobare
#NumbersDontLie
#TuesdayMotivation
#COVID19Hackathon
#GEMA

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

The Rich Also Cry 2.0

[Francis Gaitho @Kenyafootball]

Parents with students at @BrookhouseInt were not spared by the owner. Eish! Now that’s a real OG.

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

The emperor's new clothes!!!!
When you leave your first love for a concubine........
#eastleighlockdown
#WeAreOneAfrica
#MaishaConcertFriday
#mileleconcertfriday
#MainaAndKingangi

[Unhinged Ruto, PhD. @RutoUnhinged]

@MakenahNjagi Lack of sex.